Long time devotee here. I was a very concerned with the advice given to the poor guy in the "Mate or Mat" SLLOTD. Your advice was for him was to seek a sex worker, however I believe that under the circumstances that advice should come second. I hope he has made no move in this direction yet.

The guy should first focus on getting the hell out of there. Divorce her now. This woman appears to be the type of controlling lunatic that would use his straying as ammunition for the divorce she would immediately initiate. He would get the shaft if infidelity were discovered. Keeping him under her thumb is her hobby, but an infidelity would suggestion a sincere desire for freedom on his part and she would squeeze him for all of his worth (emotional and financial) before tossing him aside, completely destroyed.

He mentioned that they had broken up for a period and that they were both distraught. I am assuming her pain was based on the boredom she experienced with having no one to make miserable. A long, lengthy divorce, and subsequent castration, would be the icing on the cake for her. Then she would find a new toy to torture.

Sex workers might be in this guys future, but he has to remove himself completely from this sadistic maniac before he make a single sniff in another direction.

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Your response to the lesbian with the severe latex allergy was a bit abrupt; her partner has a Latex fetish and she is deathly allergic, and you told her "no go." I'd suggest asking her partner what it is ABOUT late that turns her on; true, it sometimes is the vinyl itself, but I know at least one person who, in dealing with a similar issue, was quite happy, fetish-wise, to substitute a spandex-type bodysuit and still got off on the sensation. Her fetish turned out not to be latex per se but rather the body-suit-and-corset styling. Just a thought!

Prof. Dragon

I read your reply to "Dick Hole Panic" in last week's column. As a young man, I suffered from slight phimosis; not severe enough to prevent retraction altogether, but enough to make it painful and tricky; I didn't have medical treatment because as far as I knew that's how penises were. It turned out that one way to resolve this is to tear it "in the field", as it were; this led to an alarming coital interruption, but when I showed the results to my doctor he said that, while it would have been possible to surgically loosen it, I'd done a pretty good job myself.

To get to the point; even if DHP is in the 10% who need surgery, he might not need to have his foreskin removed, just adjusted a little.

Something To Remember My Ex By

"Procasturbation" is the name of the phenomenon LHTB mentions in this week's column. I would not have made it through graduate school without it.

R.S.