According to (via the Wall Street Journal), these are the five best jobs of 2013:

1 Actuary
2 Biomedical Engineer
3 Software Engineer
4 Audiologist
5 Financial Planner

According to the same survey of 200 jobs, these are the five worst jobs of 2013:

196 Oil Rig Worker
197 Actor
198 Enlisted Military Personnel
199 Lumberjack
200 Reporter (Newspaper)

Wow. I'm gonna go get a "BORN TO DIE" neck tattoo now. It couldn't make my job prospects any worse!