"Will they surprise-headline a NW festival this summer and collaborate on a masterpiece with Wilco?"
Have you taken a La Luz listen yet? You should! Their sunny tunes will make you feel you're like surfing through a mellow ocean of golden tears with the Ronettes.
Bree McKenna recently took them to a psychic, who—with the help of tarot decks and fairies made of moss clumps—read the band's future! And it's apparently full of Tori Amos–like solo projects, musicals, and a Wilco collaboration.
And did you know you can search local psychics on Yelp?
I started my hunt for an appropriate clairvoyant who could meet us in the University District for a late-night divination after La Luz were done with a practice. I searched Yelp. Turns out, most of the psychics on Yelp have pretty positive ratings—I expected the reviews to be a little more like crabby restaurant reviews, with complaints about bad romance guidance instead of soggy fries or whatever. The first psychic I called was a complete grouch and yelled at me about how she couldn't do a reading for a whole band...The next two psychics I called seemed too down-to-earth and practical, which felt unacceptable. But then I remembered that about a year ago, my friend and I had chatted with a tarot reader in line at Sureshot Espresso who insisted we consult the barista if we had any doubts about her skills...