It Takes a Village to Get the Seahawks to Condemn a Player's Homophobic Remarks: Dominic Holden's fight against the Seahawks wins the week. Bless his heart.

Two Wheels, No Engine, Many Opinions: Some Reasonably Polite Seattleites built their own short-lived bike lane. Also, somebody with access to a computer has his own, very non-specific plan for bikes in Seattle.

Arizona Continues to Suck: Dan Savage on a new anti-transgender law.

Bobby Kennedy: Hot or Not? President Obama calls Kamala Harris "the best looking attorney general." Fox News defends President Obama. President Obama apologizes.

The School of Cyber Hard Knocks: Goldy says online classes are not college.

Wait, This Is All Going On the Internet? Dan Savage directs us to a shitty opinion piece by a dumb kid that will now stick around forever, thanks to Google.

Our Hero: Goldy saved us all from nuclear annihilation by surrendering to North Korea on Wednesday.

Slog Headline of the Week: Is from Brendan Kiley: "Oh, the Austerity!"

Two Thumbs Down to Cancer: Everybody loves and misses Roger Ebert.

You've Gotta Love Yelp: No, wait. No, you don't.