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Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Bacon Condoms: Make Your Meat Look Like Meat?

Posted by on Tue, Apr 2, 2013 at 2:23 PM

J & D's Foods, a Seattle company that also makes bacon lubricant—which "began as an elaborate April Fool's prank and was never intended to be a real product" but nonetheless persists out of sheer novelty—has topped itself by offering a pork-flavored prophylactic.

Look at the photos on HuffPo. Should *everything* really taste like bacon?

 

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1
SHUT UP, VEGAN!!!
Posted by Minneapolitan on April 2, 2013 at 2:29 PM · Report this
2
i love the taste of dick just the way it is. raw and meaty.
Posted by Rowlf on April 2, 2013 at 2:45 PM · Report this
3
Why would I miss a chance to pork my GF
Posted by wl on April 2, 2013 at 2:56 PM · Report this
Pope Peabrain 4
New take on "Pig in a Blanket"!
Posted by Pope Peabrain on April 2, 2013 at 3:00 PM · Report this
Fnarf 5
Bacon is flat. Pork sword is not. Unconvincing.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on April 2, 2013 at 3:11 PM · Report this
SiSiSodaPop in Vegas 6
This might be the only flavored condom I would actually use. I <3 Bacon!!!
Posted by SiSiSodaPop in Vegas on April 2, 2013 at 3:25 PM · Report this
TVDinner 7
So will my cooch smell like bacon afterwards?
Posted by TVDinner http:// on April 2, 2013 at 3:33 PM · Report this
Pope Peabrain 8
@7 Would that be an improvement?
Posted by Pope Peabrain on April 2, 2013 at 3:43 PM · Report this
TVDinner 9
Sigh. I walked right into that.
Posted by TVDinner http:// on April 2, 2013 at 3:56 PM · Report this
eclexia 10
It's nice to know that the added chemicals are absolutely harmless. There's nothing that would cause a vagina to burst into flames, that's for sure. And the cause of penile cancer is a matter for the courts.
Posted by eclexia on April 2, 2013 at 4:24 PM · Report this

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