Lean In to That Special Place in Hell: A PR person for Sheryl Sandberg's new book, Lean In, tells a woman critiquing the book that there's a special place in Hell for her.

Want to Help the Young Mother and Son Struck by a Truck on Monday? Here's a way you can donate funds to help pay for her and her child's hospital care (in fact, there are a few donation sites), and here's information on a prayer vigil being held for the family tonight at their church. In other news, a Slog tipper and coworker tells us that today is the young mother's birthday. Happy Birthday, Karina.

Drivers Don't Use Ignition Locks, Even When Ordered by the Court: “The reality is that we cannot force a person to put an ignition interlock on their car if they state that they are not going to drive,” Moses Garcia, a prosecutor who works for the State Patrol’s Impaired Driving Section, tells the Seattle Times. “There is effectively no way to force them.” The article also reveals that the alleged driver in Monday's fatal car crash had shown up drunk to his last court hearing, a mere six weeks before the crash.

Whidbey Island Residents Evacuated: Because the land is sliding into the water.

A Damn Fine Idea: A Tacoma pizza joint owner claims to have created the first legal marijuana club in the country (which isn't quite true) by creating a room above his restaurant where people can vaporize weed.

Cyprus Banks Finally Reopen: Although after the recent crisis, banks are capping transfers at roughly $4,000 and "credit and debit card charges will be limited to €5,000 per person per month," reports the New York Times. Banks also won't cash checks, although they'll accept checks as deposits, making them operate more like wishing wells than actual banks.

The Men's Rights Movement Is Hogwash: Only emotionally stunted, narcissistic assholes could turn a national rape epidemic into a melodramatic narrative where men are being victimized by society.

Pope to Wash, Kiss Youth Offenders' Feet: The sentiment is nice and all, but maybe in light of their reputation, the Church should lay off touching children for a while?

Training School Children to Fight Gunmen: Why in this country is it more acceptable to ask children to throw pencils at armed men with intent to kill them in their classrooms than it is to take grown men's guns away?

My Own Private Idaho: An Idaho teacher is being investigated for saying "vagina" during a biology lesson. C'mon, Idaho. Get your shit together.