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Thursday, March 21, 2013

The NRA Now Knows That the Governor of Colorado Has Balls

Posted by on Thu, Mar 21, 2013 at 7:37 AM

MSNBC:

Colorado Gov. John Hickenlooper signed some of the toughest gun legislation in the country into law on Wednesday. The measures set ammunition magazine limits to 15 rounds and eight shot gun shells and expand background checks on firearms to sales and transfers between private parties and online purchases. It will also require gun purchasers to foot the bill on the checks. The laws go into effect July 1.

When I say someone has balls, my meaning is always this: Because balls are, to use an expression by ODB, as fragile as eggs, to show you have them is to show you have the guts to make yourself vulnerable. Balls are not made of steel.

 

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Karlheinz Arschbomber 1
FreedomĀ® suffers another tragic blow.
Posted by Karlheinz Arschbomber http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arschbombe on March 21, 2013 at 8:09 AM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 2
Heh. Check back in a couple of years and see how many of those new laws are still on the books.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on March 21, 2013 at 8:19 AM
Matt from Denver 3
@ 2, I'd say that's beside the point here, given both our state's history with guns and the gun lobby's power. It's remarkable that that happened here, as opposed to Connecticut.

A better question is, Will Hick still be governor? He's still extremely popular and the local GOP has absolutely nobody on the bench to go up against him. (Word is that Scott Gessler, our bungling and discredited Sec'y of State who won't be seeking a second term, is the guy who drew the short straw.)

Will the Dems still control either chamber of the General Assembly? I can easily imagine a tidal wave of NRA money for Republican candidates, unless other states follow Colorado's lead and dilute the reaction. Will they try to influence the governor's race, or is that still too lost of a cause?
Posted by Matt from Denver on March 21, 2013 at 8:25 AM
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn 4
@2

You keep repeating that but you never say what part is unconstitutional. It's known in the business as FUD.
Posted by Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn http://youtu.be/zu-akdyxpUc on March 21, 2013 at 8:45 AM
Posted by wisepunk on March 21, 2013 at 8:47 AM
6
As a liberal, and someone who has and wants nothing to do with the NRA, this is very disappointing. Chipping away at the autonomy of the American People while ignoring the deeper social issues that cause our children to want to murder each other is disgusting facade of a solution.

This really isn't the NRA vs Everyone Else, as much as the Stranger would like to frame it that way.
Posted by NancyBalls on March 21, 2013 at 8:54 AM
7
#4 - anything that slightly inconveniences Mr. 5280 is automatically unconstitutional. After all, the founding fathers were very clear about wanting all americans to have 40-round clips (or magazines, or whatever the hell gun fetishists like to call the thing that holds the bullets.) They were cool with armor-piercing bullets, too. I'm pretty sure it's in the second amendment.
Posted by catsnbanjos on March 21, 2013 at 8:56 AM
Matt from Denver 8
@ 6, nobody believes you're really a liberal, no matter how often you repeat that. 5280 has a more legitimate claim to that label. (Not that he wants it, but he actually... you know... holds forth liberal opinions on other subjects. You haven't.)
Posted by Matt from Denver on March 21, 2013 at 9:01 AM
9
@8 Why? Because I support don't support gun control? Obviously I'm not the only one.
Posted by NancyBalls on March 21, 2013 at 9:05 AM
Max Solomon 10
@6: "while ignoring deeper social issues that cause our children to want to murder". you & 5280 must get your topic-derailing talking points from the same emails.

in case you weren't aware, america doesn't give a flying fuck about "deeper social issues" that aren't abortion. institutional racism, poverty and the drug war may be a contributing factor to urban homicides, but as far as vets shooting themselves, husbands killing their estranged wives, and schizos amassing arsenals, it's got fuck all to do with it.

how, exactly, do universal background checks "chip away at (our) autonomy"?
Posted by Max Solomon on March 21, 2013 at 9:07 AM
Urgutha Forka 11
I'm glad they expanded the background check laws. I don't know how they plan to enforce it though. I'm guessing they're probably not going to enforce it at all.

The magazine limit is pointless.

The fact that they call this "tough gun legislation" only serves to remind me that current gun laws and current gun legislation proposals are pathetically weak.
Posted by Urgutha Forka on March 21, 2013 at 9:09 AM
12
@10 First, you are closeminded and weird. Second, background checks might not be a terrible idea, depending on how they are implemented, but I don't think creating a government database of gun owners is a wise idea.

I'm with Urgutha that magazine limits are pointless. In order to have any real impact on lives-lost gun legislation would have to be so severe that it would be unconstitutional and destabilizing.
Posted by NancyBalls on March 21, 2013 at 9:18 AM
Matt from Denver 13
@9, because you're a one-topic hardliner and it's well known that interested parties send people who pretend to be ordinary citizens to spread propaganda on blogs.

Until you prove you're a liberal, nobody is going to believe you.

@ 11, do you recall how the shooting of Gabby Giffords and other people at her event went down? Loughner was stopped only when he had to reload. It doesn't take a genius to realize fewer people would have been shot if he had a smaller magazine. Maybe that girl who died would still be alive.
Posted by Matt from Denver on March 21, 2013 at 9:20 AM
sperifera 14
@6 - "As a liberal..."

You are entitled to your own opinion, but not to your own reality.
Posted by sperifera on March 21, 2013 at 9:28 AM
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@9
"Why? Because I support don't support gun control?"

No. Because it is easier to try to dismiss anyone who disagrees by claiming that the reasons they disagree are somehow tainted.

Background checks are useless at the state level and by themselves.

At the state level:
Criminals will just go to a different state to buy guns.
But if you propose implementing background checks at the federal level you annoy other people here.
That is because those people are more interested in getting laws passed than in reducing gun-related crimes.

By themselves:
Straw buyers don't do background checks on their customers.

Background checks could be useful as a tool for prosecuting straw buyers but they would, again, have to be implemented at the federal level. And the agencies enforcing it would have to set up "stings". And limit plea-bargaining in such cases.

The problem with passing such a law is that it is usually tied to a "gun registration" or "gun owner registration" law.
Posted by fairly.unbalanced on March 21, 2013 at 9:46 AM
Big Sven 16
My liberal bonafides are well established, and I own a gun, and I really like the CO law. WA already knows I own a gun- I had to go through a background check when I bought it. Gun show guys need to be covered by the same law.

Why the fuck don't we, who live in a much more liberal state that is permenantly controlled by the more "progressive" party, already have a law like this?
Posted by Big Sven http://onedatapoint.blogspot.com/ on March 21, 2013 at 9:49 AM
Urgutha Forka 17
@13,
Or maybe he'd just have brought another gun.

It's a stupid, reactive, knee-jerk law. Next, someone will do a mass killing with 14 bullets and they'll pass a law saying 14 round magazines are illegal. Then a 13 bullet killing will happen... and so on, and so on. It's like the idiotic policy about removing your shoes at the airport because this one guy one time tried to blow up his shoes. Reactive, knee-jerk, feel-good bullshit.

If people actually fucking cared about "saving lives" from gun violence the first and most important law would be to ban all pistols. Period.

Big clips, "assault weapons," bullet limits, etc. are all meaningless unless you get rid of pistols.

Not that I'm advocating getting rid of pistols, I'm just saying it's the only thing that would truly make a difference.
Posted by Urgutha Forka on March 21, 2013 at 10:05 AM
Matt from Denver 18
@ 17, but he didn't. Although having to change guns probably would also have given them the opportunity to stop him... thus you support the case you argue against.

Let's keep to the facts, and away from slippery slope fallacies, please.

Addressing most gun crime will mean addressing economic disparities and a host of other issues that most liberals want to see addressed already. But addressing mass murder means limiting or banning the items that make mass murder easy to commit.
Posted by Matt from Denver on March 21, 2013 at 10:19 AM
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on March 21, 2013 at 10:22 AM
blip 20
If people whine this much about background checks and restrictions on magazine size there is no way anyone is going to attempt a ban on pistols.

I don't know about clip size, but background checks work. They may not save every single victim of gun violence but they save some of them, they are fair, and they have broad support, so this is how we address gun violence. It's a place to start.
Posted by blip on March 21, 2013 at 10:30 AM
Matt from Denver 21
@ 19, Jon Caldera is a pipsqueak. You can do better than that.
Posted by Matt from Denver on March 21, 2013 at 10:33 AM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 22
Pipsqueak? Maybe, but asshole, yes. But Kopel is definitely a heavy-hitter.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on March 21, 2013 at 10:35 AM
Matt from Denver 23
@ 22, he is, but we'll see how this goes. This wasn't a gun ban.
Posted by Matt from Denver on March 21, 2013 at 10:40 AM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 24
Mmm. Close enough for me. The magazine limitation is so poorly-written that it effectively bans almost all guns (at least when read literally). I think they could be in trouble on that.

As you see, let's see how it goes.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on March 21, 2013 at 10:49 AM
Max Solomon 25
@12: coming from you, i'll take "closeminded and weird" as a badge of honor.

i note that we agree that the background checks were acceptable, and the magazine limits were pointless (except as a source of schadenfreude).

can you tell me why, specifically, creating a government database of gun owners is a bad idea? does that "infringe" on the RKBA? if so, how? does it "infringe" on our rights that we register our vehicles?

i don't believe you can articulate a logical objection. impress me.
Posted by Max Solomon on March 21, 2013 at 11:30 AM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 26
Max, the difference is that there isn't a long history of governments confiscating peoples' cars once they've been registered. Sadly, there are many, many instances of that happening with guns, and it has almost always ended badly. Think Hitler.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on March 21, 2013 at 12:59 PM
sperifera 27
@ 5280 - If you get pulled over with a bunch of unpaid tickets, you will get your driving priviledges (and perhaps your car) taken away, so your analogy doesn't hold water. Try again, please.
Posted by sperifera on March 21, 2013 at 1:14 PM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 28
Um, no, you're the one who's missed the point. Sorry.

There's a big difference between a government confiscating one scofflaw's car and it seizing every gun owned by every citizen.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on March 21, 2013 at 1:20 PM
blip 29
What about the government confiscating a scofflaw's gun? How does your analogy get from zero to Hitler so quickly?
Posted by blip on March 21, 2013 at 1:29 PM
venomlash 30
@28: The government says it's illegal to drive your car recklessly or over the speed limit. You do that anyway, your driver's license is taken away. The government says you can't put certain kinds of magazines in your guns. You do that anyway, your guns are taken away.
The difference is that you agree with driving laws but not with gun control laws. You don't get to decide which laws are valid and which aren't.
Posted by venomlash on March 21, 2013 at 1:30 PM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 31
I guess there's no point talking to people who willfully refuse to hear. Have a nice day.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on March 21, 2013 at 1:41 PM
blip 32
Seriously?
Posted by blip on March 21, 2013 at 1:47 PM
sperifera 33
@ 28 - You said in comment 26 "the difference is that there isn't a long history of governments confiscating peoples' cars once they've been registered.", and I was pointing out that (once again) you were wrong, and trying to sell talking points that don't hold water. Peoples' (sic) cars do get confiscated. There's a long history of it. So do - please - tell me how I am missing the point about your comment in 26.
Posted by sperifera on March 21, 2013 at 1:52 PM
blip 34
@33, Too late, he's already checked out and it's all our fault for not listening. I know I'll think twice before questioning the validity of a Nazi analogy ever again.
Posted by blip on March 21, 2013 at 1:58 PM
Pridge Wessea 35
@34 - This.
Posted by Pridge Wessea on March 21, 2013 at 4:42 PM
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@13, There is some evidence that his gun jammed, most likely due to his ridiculous 33 rd magazine and he was trying, unsuccessfully, to clear the jam.

Personally, I don't understand the fixation with high capacity magazines - the argument, as I understand it, is that if you carry concealed, you're likely to only have 1 or 2 extra magazines, and therefore want as high capacity magazines as possible. Whereas, if you are planning an attack, you can have as many magazines/firearms as you can carry.

However, extremely high capacity magazines have proven to be unreliable as well as bulky/heavy..etc.
Posted by randoma on March 21, 2013 at 5:29 PM
Boring Dad is Boring 37
@36: speaking as a gun nut shill, I can also tell you another unintended consequence of magazine limits when it comes to pistols - if you formerly had a 9 mm with 15 rounds, and it's now illegal, there's very little reason not to move up to a .40 caliber or 10mm etc, which are significantly more destructive, since the gun size is the same. The tradeoff between capacity vs power is an old one.

I know this will get shouted down very quickly, but trust me, that is how it works. Same thing applies with rifles. Sorry.
Posted by Boring Dad is Boring on March 21, 2013 at 6:34 PM
Urgutha Forka 38
You guys DID miss 5280's point.

He said the government could use registration to ultimately confiscate all guns from all people, not just the scofflaws, everybody.

The car analogy would be the government using car registration to take away all cars from all people, whether they were criminals or not.

That's where the Hitler thing came in, because the Nazi party used gun registration to locate all the guns and take them away from everyone (as far as I know).

Yes?

I'm not taking sides here, I'm just saying I think that was 5280's point and I don't think you guys got it.
Posted by Urgutha Forka on March 21, 2013 at 6:39 PM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 39
Correct.

It helps a lot if you're actually reading what the other person is saying.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on March 21, 2013 at 6:51 PM
blip 40
No, I got his point. I've heard it made by others before. I think it's absurd and paranoid to compare the US today to WW2-era Germany, even in this context.
Posted by blip on March 21, 2013 at 7:16 PM
Urgutha Forka 41
Yeah, it is pretty paranoid and absurd.

However...

If I were head of government and I was planning to place myself as dictator, the first thing I'd do, very first thing, is disarm the citizens as much as possible. I mean, it is a logical first step because it serves to make you stronger while at the same time not tipping your hand too much - You can say you're doing it for whatever reason you want, but the end result is an easier takeover.

That's probably why countries that have had government takeovers have almost always done it as one of the first steps. I'm not comparing the U.S. to WW2 Germany... now and then are two totally different situations... but it's not like we're some kind of magical country that will have democracy forever no matter what. ANY country is vulnerable to power grabs and corruption. Anyone who thinks they're invincible is naĆÆve.

Anyway, yeah, it's a pretty far-fetched crazy idea. Still, it's always something those in power do before they go for more power, so gun control simply makes people sit up and take notice.
Posted by Urgutha Forka on March 21, 2013 at 8:48 PM
venomlash 42
@41: Rabies first manifests as flu-like symptoms. Therefore, flu-like symptoms are indicative of rabies.
Posted by venomlash on March 22, 2013 at 9:11 AM
Urgutha Forka 43
@42,
It's just regression to the mean. The best predictor of the future is the past.

When a government bans their citizens from owning guns, what's the most common next step they take?

I don't actually know the answer to that because I'm too lazy to use The Google and then sort through a hundred thousand biased manifestos, but I'd venture to guess that "forms a dictatorship" is one of the answers.
Posted by Urgutha Forka on March 22, 2013 at 7:39 PM
Matt from Denver 44
When has the US gov't ever tried to take guns? Never.

When Australia "took" guns, did they become a dictatorship?

That's the past that indicates your future, Ugurtha.
Posted by Matt from Denver on March 23, 2013 at 4:56 AM
Urgutha Forka 45
@44,

You can't find data trends with a sample size of 1.
Posted by Urgutha Forka on March 23, 2013 at 9:42 AM
Matt from Denver 46
@ 45, history doesn't work that way. Don't shift the goalposts.
Posted by Matt from Denver on March 23, 2013 at 10:34 AM
Urgutha Forka 47
I'm not shifting anything. You gave one example. So what. Is that the typical outcome or is it an outlier? Unless other examples are given, how are we supposed to know? That's how statistics work: multiple samples.
Posted by Urgutha Forka on March 23, 2013 at 11:34 AM
Matt from Denver 48
@ 47, YOU gave one example, too, and an iffy one at that. You set up the parameter, so that's how we're debating this.

But as I said, that's not how history works. History is not statistics, and American history is not rife with examples of free populations losing their rights.
Posted by Matt from Denver on March 23, 2013 at 12:27 PM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 49
For God's sake, don't let Sgt. Doom hear you say that, Matt. We'll never hear the end of it.

But seriously, there's been a shit-ton of encroachment of rights by the government in the last century or so (and especially more recently). I don't trust them one little bit; don't see how you can.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on March 23, 2013 at 12:50 PM
Urgutha Forka 50
So you're agreeing that neither of us knows. Fine.

Statistics use data to make predictions. Data are typically historical records - information about whatever you're interested in that happens in the past. What do you think statisticians use to make predictions? They use data representing what's happened in the past. History is absolutely used in statistics.

American history is not rife with examples of free populations losing their rights.
Seriously? Are you forgetting about Native Americans? Slavery? Japanese Internment during WWII?

American history is LOADED with examples of free populations losing their rights.
Posted by Urgutha Forka on March 23, 2013 at 12:52 PM
Urgutha Forka 51
I'm guessing the three of us (Matt, 5280, and I) are the only ones slogging today because the weather sucks here.
Posted by Urgutha Forka on March 23, 2013 at 12:57 PM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 52
I don't know if we're the only ones Slogging, but the weather certainly sucks. No argument there.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on March 23, 2013 at 1:23 PM
Matt from Denver 53
@ 50, none of those groups lost rights. They all started out with zero rights to begin with.

Anyway, back to history. It turns out that reports of oppressive governments seizing guns from their citizens have been exaggerated:

http://news.yahoo.com/hitler-joins-gun-d…

Regarding America, simple mistrust is pretty far from a sound reason to suspect that seizure of lawfully owned guns from law abiding citizens is around the corner, especially on the widespread scale people warn us about. It is without precedence. Not just here. It would take upheaval and revolution to make such a thing possible.

If that isn't enough, think about your average soldier. Tends to be pretty conservative. Doesn't seem likely he'd see seizing guns as part of his duty to uphold the Constitution. Same with the CO's.

Maybe you're onto something, though. Maybe this is part of a grand scheme to take guns decades from now. A plan as gradual and deliberate as the one to rob the 99% over the last 30 years. That was pretty crafty. It would take something as long term to bring about such a shift here.

I kinda doubt it, though. The 1% succeeded because millions believe in the American Way, which was how that was sold. Millions also believe in their guns, and teach their kids to believe, too. Who would find it worth their while trying to get that river to flow uphill?

And this weather can suck my ass.
Posted by Matt from Denver on March 23, 2013 at 2:50 PM
Urgutha Forka 54
none of those groups lost rights. They all started out with zero rights to begin with.
The Japanese who were interred had all the same rights of any other citizen until the government took them away. They owned businesses, paid taxes, took out loans, worked in government, etc. Native Americans were granted rights by the U.S. government to land, education, etc., and those were also later just taken away.

Not that any of that matters. You're just playing around with semantics. Who cares if they had rights or not; the U.S. government fucked with them in terrible ways. What makes you sure the government would never do that again? Especially given the recent killing of a U.S. citizen by the government without a trial or any due process whatsoever.
Posted by Urgutha Forka on March 23, 2013 at 5:28 PM
venomlash 55
Matt, you've already let them imply that imposing restrictions on gun ownership inevitably leads to a government seizure of all firearms. That's simply not true. If Uncle Sam can restrict ownership of bazookas, he can restrict ownership of any weapon for reasons of public safety.
Posted by venomlash on March 24, 2013 at 7:08 AM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 56
Obviously, you've never read the Heller opinion, because that's not at all what it says. Maybe you ought to do that before spouting off about what can and can't be done.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on March 24, 2013 at 7:36 AM
Camembert 57
Post-WW1, the laxest gun laws in Germany were under the Nazis. The Nazis actually expanded the exemptions to gun permit requirements, lowered the age at which a gun could be purchased, and trebled the permit period from 1 to 3 years. It was easier as a German citizen to own a gun in 1938 than in 2013. Freedom!
Posted by Camembert on March 24, 2013 at 3:50 PM
58
@38 Actually the Nazis only took weapons away from those who were identified as Jewish. Hitler and his party praised "good" German citizens who owned guns. Good in this case meaning not Jewish and preferably rabidly pro-Nazi. Since very few of the Jewish people in Germany had weapons it was fairly easy to relieve them of those weapons. This is not to say that more of them should have had weapons since the Warsaw ghetto riot showed what was done when Jews (and others) fought back against the Nazis. You can shoot a soldier ( or a Gestapo or SS member) but fire doesn't care about how good of a shot you are. You can fight a fire or stop an army. You cannot stop a fire that has an army to keep you from fighting that fire.

http://news.yahoo.com/hitler-joins-gun-d…

Posted by Romial on March 24, 2013 at 4:53 PM
Camembert 59
@58 - to expand on your point, the Nazis didn't forbid Jewish people from owning guns through gun control legislation. They simply revoked the German citizenship of Jewish people so that the constitutional and/or statutorial rights of German citizens to own guns did not apply to Jewish people.
Posted by Camembert on March 24, 2013 at 6:05 PM

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