Yesterday evening, I posted two photos that I took this week of what was clear evidence that aliens are currently abducting/vaporizing ladies in wooded areas. This morning, Slog Tipper Gage was on the case with new evidence, snapped recently at a bus stop in the U-District:
SLOG TIPPER GAGE
The epidemic is spreading to urban areas. I'm upgrading my tin-foil hat to a tin-foil umbrella.