Of course! Now it all makes sense. The forged birth certificate, the socialist past, the stolen identity, the faked college degrees, the memoirs ghost-written by Bill Ayers: All of Obama's lies have paved the way for his shape-shifting master race of bodyguards! Thank God one of them blew his cover in front of dozens of video cameras in a highly public setting, or else President Obama—whoever he is—might've gotten away with his dastardly plan.

(Via World of Wonder.)