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Monday, March 18, 2013

If Only I Had Delivered a Suitcase Full of Money to Richard Nixon, People Might Take Me More Seriously

Posted by on Mon, Mar 18, 2013 at 1:15 PM

Crosscut columnist and onetime LBJ aide Ted van Dyk (has van Dyk ever mentioned that he once worked for President Johnson?) has a column in the Wall Street Journal in which he pretty much blames President Obama and his fellow Democrats—exclusively—for partisan gridlock in the other Washington:

Mr. Obama was elected in 2008 on the basis of his persona and his pledge to end political and ideological polarization. His apparent everyone-in-it-together idealism was exactly what the country wanted and needed. On taking office, however, the president adopted a my-way-or-the-highway style of governance. He pursued his stimulus and health-care proposals on a congressional-Democrats-only basis. He rejected proposals of his own bipartisan Simpson-Bowles commission, which would have provided long-term deficit reduction and stabilized rapidly growing entitlement programs. He opted instead to demonize Republicans for their supposed hostility to Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid.

Yeah, whatever. That's pretty much van Dyk's shtick: Trading off his half-century-old stint in the Johnson White House (van Dyk's model of a "modern Democratic president") to justify his past quarter century of bashing Democrats via his well worn "I don't recognize my party" meme. We've heard it all before, for example when van Dyk endorsed Republican Bob Dole (in the Wall Street Journal, of course) against President Bill Clinton in 1996, or when he endorsed Republican Susan Hutchison for King County Executive in 2009, deriding Democrat Dow Constantine for his "low-politics tactics."

Republicans love it. Hence van Dyk's access to the WSJ's op-ed page. But as long as van Dyk is trading off his Johnson-era White House credentials as the basis for his current claimed status as a wise old defender of Democratic Party values, it's only fair to remember what van Dyk did immediately following Richard Nixon's ascension to the White House. Van Dyk went to work as a milk industry lobbyist, where he allegedly became embroiled in the Watergate scandal through a scheme to deliver suitcases full of $100 bills to Nixon:

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That's bipartisan cooperation, Ted van Dyk style.

According to Watergate hearing transcripts (yes, van Dyk’s name comes up surprisingly often in the Watergate hearing transcripts), the total amount of money ultimately funneled to the Nixon administration through this milk industry scheme was closer to $900,000, not the $100,000 originally reported in the New York Times article above. And the Articles of Impeachment allege that at least some of this milk money was delivered "expressly for the purpose of paying the costs of [a] 'plumbers' burglary." I suppose that's the sort of principled bipartisanship van Dyk urges President Obama to embrace.

But then, what do I know? I've never earned the bipartisan credibility that can only come from delivering a suitcase full of money to the opposing party. So I fully understand if the serious people choose to take me less seriously than Ted van Dyk.

 

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In other words, he's a Democrat the same way Dick Morris is a Democrat.
Posted by Pope Buck I on March 18, 2013 at 1:28 PM
Daddy Love 2
"Mr. Obama was elected in 2008 on the basis of his persona and his pledge to end political and ideological polarization. "

Yeah, um, no. He was elected "on the basis of" his support for a universal health care plan (done), his promise to get us out of Iraq (done), and the fact that McCain ran with Sarah Palin.
Posted by Daddy Love on March 18, 2013 at 1:34 PM
3
As long as you're mentioning LBJ and Nixon, I just tripped over this article this morning:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-21768…

It is super-definitely worth your time.
Posted by Brooklyn Reader on March 18, 2013 at 1:35 PM
Fifty-Two-Eighty 4
Who's Goldy trying to kid? Nobody would take him seriously even if he did have a suitcase full of money.
Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty http://www.nra.org on March 18, 2013 at 1:45 PM
5
If it wasn't for the Seattle Times ed page, Van Dyke, and the Old Testament God, Goldy would be unemployed. Oh yeah, and Tim Eyman.
Posted by hmmmmm on March 18, 2013 at 2:00 PM
Rujax! 6
Then what the fuck are YOU doing here @4?
Posted by Rujax! http://rujax.blogspot.com/ on March 18, 2013 at 2:22 PM
7
According to the BLS, that $900k back in '69 would be about $5.7 MILLION in current dollars. Nice racket there.
Posted by mayberrymachiavelli on March 18, 2013 at 3:07 PM
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@3 That makes me physically ill and I don't understand why the so called liberal press doesn't cover it here in this country.
Posted by MikeB on March 18, 2013 at 3:12 PM
Posted by dirge on March 18, 2013 at 3:13 PM
Free Lunch 10
Yeah, whatever. Even if Obama put forward a health-care plan proposed by a far-right think tank, 100% of Republicans still would have voted against it.

Oh, wait.
Posted by Free Lunch on March 18, 2013 at 7:37 PM
raindrop 11
@2: Obama pledged ending gridlock and being transparent, and what you said as well. These things don't preclude each other.

In the final analysis however, gridlock is a healthy tonic.
Posted by raindrop on March 18, 2013 at 8:02 PM

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