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Sunday, March 17, 2013

Slog Bible Study: Nahum 1:2-8

Posted by on Sun, Mar 17, 2013 at 6:00 AM

Nahum 1:2-8
The Lord is a jealous God, filled with vengeance and rage. He takes revenge on all who oppose him and continues to rage against his enemies! The Lord is slow to get angry, but his power is great, and he never lets the guilty go unpunished. He displays his power in the whirlwind and the storm. The billowing clouds are the dust beneath his feet. At his command the oceans dry up, and the rivers disappear. The lush pastures of Bashan and Carmel fade, and the green forests of Lebanon wither. In his presence the mountains quake, and the hills melt away; the earth trembles, and its people are destroyed. Who can stand before his fierce anger? Who can survive his burning fury? His rage blazes forth like fire, and the mountains crumble to dust in his presence. The Lord is good, a strong refuge when trouble comes. He is close to those who trust in him. But he will sweep away his enemies in an overwhelming flood. He will pursue his foes into the darkness of night.


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1
The Lord God is in serious need of an anger management class. And probably a 12 step program.
Posted by Dr. Z on March 17, 2013 at 6:05 AM
tedb310 2
He sounds like a god that would have unmanned drones too.
Posted by tedb310 on March 17, 2013 at 6:24 AM
3
Is it any wonder the Jews turned out to be such assholes?
Posted by h84f on March 17, 2013 at 6:31 AM
westburbswimmer 4
So he's the one causing climate change?
Posted by westburbswimmer on March 17, 2013 at 6:33 AM
5
I guess if we were to take it seriously, I'd say that God is essentially represented as a force of nature, and that Nature is viewed as just. We might not agree with the culture's definitions of morality in that time and place, but this basically says what comes around goes around. Or goes around comes around. You know, karma.
Posted by seatackled on March 17, 2013 at 7:24 AM
6
Is this the plot for Taken 3?
Posted by delirian on March 17, 2013 at 7:36 AM
Pope Peabrain 7
This is the way people who are ignorant of the natural world explain it. Superstitious and mythological nonsense.
Posted by Pope Peabrain on March 17, 2013 at 7:44 AM
chaseacross 8
I'm struck by the notion that an omnipotent, omniscient being would have enemies at all. Why would the being that created the universe so construct it as to include the possibility of enemies? And what harm could they ever do to such a being? And what rational enemy would raise up against an omnipotent, omniscient, apparently wrathful deity? Even leaving aside the poetry (Why would an omnipotent, omniscient being need to "pursue" enemies? Couldn't such a being simply will them out of existence? Or preclude their existence entirely? But here we can accept it as poetical.), there are still such overwhelming conundrums that I don't see how someone approaching the passage with a critical eye can preserve their faith, except by either being a simpleton or a leap into the dark.
Posted by chaseacross on March 17, 2013 at 7:45 AM
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@5 -- I'd say the old testament god has nothing to do with morality and everything to do with identity.

These stories were told to fearful people tempted by the luxuries of exotic people on all sides. They huddled together by reminding each other as often as possible that their god was stronger than all the other gods and he gets really pissed off when they don't literally worship him and the political / educational / cultural system he put in place.

Amazingly, this angry god kept them together then and it keeps them together now. Think of it: the jews put together a slave union in ancient Egypt for christ's sake. And when the jews didn't like the way they were being treated, they called the first recorded walk-out.

These are a people chosen by a bad-assed jealous god as his favorites. The rest of y'all are just more bad guys in a never-ending series of bad things that have happened to jews
Posted by six shooter on March 17, 2013 at 7:45 AM
10
@9

I can accept that. I think the definition of morality I was assuming was that it was tied up with identity. So it's not morality in the sense of do good for humanity, but rather in the sense of do good for the stability/expansion/survival of this community, as defined by, well, Moses, I guess.
Posted by seatackled on March 17, 2013 at 7:59 AM
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@8

God does come across as pretty omniscient and omnipotent there. I took a Bible as Literature class back in college and slammed God in a paper. One sentence began, "And if God is all powerful, then why. . ." and my instructor wrote, "But who says God is all powerful?" In other words, does the Bible ever actually claim omniscience and omnipotence in the Deity?

Looking back, I'm just glad that somehow, I managed to call the Israelites Israelites instead of Israelis
Posted by seatackled on March 17, 2013 at 8:04 AM
Zotz 12
Umm, noted for the record, Constant got one wrong for a change (previous Slog post): Evidently, God is the King of the Assholes.

Rand Paul is just a punk piece of shit compared to God.
Posted by Zotz on March 17, 2013 at 8:08 AM
Farbe 13
Total nonsense.
Posted by Farbe on March 17, 2013 at 8:11 AM
venomlash 14
@2: Possible new definition of "smite"...
Posted by venomlash on March 17, 2013 at 8:29 AM
15
Normally when when you meet or read about someone with these character flaws you just think; fuck'em

But in this case I'm thinking; fuck hymn

Posted by soisthisdemocracy on March 17, 2013 at 8:58 AM
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@12

Neither God nor Jeb Bush asked to be included in the poll.
Posted by seatackled on March 17, 2013 at 9:06 AM
17
He sounds like a god that would have unmanned drones too.

We've been calling those "Cardinals."
Posted by seatackled on March 17, 2013 at 9:08 AM
18
Green forests of Lebanon my ass. They're all gone and replaced with a sea of concrete. That Bible chapter needs a wiki-update.
Posted by fromthe961 on March 17, 2013 at 9:16 AM
Sargon Bighorn 19
The fear of pain and suffering is a tried and true method of control.
Posted by Sargon Bighorn on March 17, 2013 at 9:46 AM
20
Didn't Samuel L. Jackson say this?
Posted by heyyou on March 17, 2013 at 9:56 AM
21
Ah, yes, Nahum. I remember Nahum. It's hands-down one of the nastiest books of the Bible, equally short and nasty, making for quick, bloody reading. What stands out to me the most is the sexually violent imagery towards the end. Strangely enough, I don't remember this book being read much during Sunday school and Sunday services.
Posted by floater on March 17, 2013 at 10:00 AM
22
#9 - there's no real evidence that the Jews were ever actually enslaved in Egypt. They didn't build the pyramids, either.
Posted by catsnbanjos on March 17, 2013 at 10:07 AM
Hulk 23
GOD SMASH!!!
Posted by Hulk Http://www.tinyurl.com/lonely-hulk on March 17, 2013 at 10:15 AM
Urgutha Forka 24
Sounds like my ex-wife! Amirite?!?

Is this thing on?
Posted by Urgutha Forka on March 17, 2013 at 10:44 AM
zombie eyes 25
God's a mean Ent?
Posted by zombie eyes on March 17, 2013 at 11:23 AM
26
He is our Father but watch out because Dad's a mean drunk.
Posted by Proteus on March 17, 2013 at 12:01 PM
27
@22 - There's no evidence Saint Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland, but imma gonna have a beer or two today in his honor.

Bet your ass I'm wearing red.
Posted by six shooter on March 17, 2013 at 1:00 PM

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