This morning's gay agenda: wake and bake a cinnamon/apple/walnut cake for our straight neighbors and their four kids. The dad had surgery earlier this week and is on bed rest. He's an amazing cook and he bakes the most delicious treats for his kids on the weekend. On the surface, of course, this looks like a thoughtful gesture—we didn't want his wife or kids to go without fresh-baked treats while dad is laid up—but the Traditional Values Coalition sees this bundt cake for what it really is. Just another assault on the traditional family. This one with a light dusting a powdered sugar. (Get well soon, John!)