Thankfully, the cardinals waited until after Slog silence. But we still don't know who it is yet:

With a puff of white smoke from the chimney of the Sistine Chapel and to the cheers of thousands of rain-soaked faithful, a gathering of Catholic cardinals picked a new pope from among their midst on Wednesday. The name of the new pope, the 266th pontiff of the Roman Catholic Church, was not immediately promulgated.

Stay tuned for pope-y updates and pontifications.