Breaking: I was awoken by a text message informing me that I have been elected the New Poop by Ozzie Smith & the rest of the ex-Cardinals.
— Neil (@armchairlb) March 12, 2013
We have a similar system at my house—a column of white smoke means there's a new poop.
— Lindy West (@thelindywest) March 13, 2013
BREAKING NEWS: The Vatican has elected a new Poop. He will be called Poop Francis I. He will be a good Poop.
— Sam Smith (@drsambojones) March 13, 2013
"Corn? I don't remember eating corn" -Carol Channing if she was elected pope and did her first pope poop #newpope
— Joe Schiappa (@JoeSchiappa) March 13, 2013
new pope jokes? no. new poop jokes
— Laynie Campbell (@laynsprite) March 13, 2013
So many more...