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Sex / Teh Internets "This is what Twitter was invented for."
Posted by Dan Savage on Mon, Mar 11, 2013 at 8:09 AM
I looked the woman at the ER desk dead in the eye and said "there is no other way to put this. I have a vibrating dildo inside my ass"
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
A gay guy with a vibrating dildo stuck in his ass—flared bases for butt toys, people!—livetweets his trip to the emergency room. Includes pictures. Read the whole thing here.
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He puts a lot of effort trying to prove it was him. I think that is probably the most disturbing part. In any case, he needs to tie his dildos to a lanyard from now on.
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@4 well, let's see, the link out leads to a page that includes this:
"heres an xray of a dildo shoved up my big gay ass"
I think it's safe to (1) assume the dude is gay; (2) assume you are someone who likes to comment without first reading the linked story.
"heres an xray of a dildo shoved up my big gay ass"
I think it's safe to (1) assume the dude is gay; (2) assume you are someone who likes to comment without first reading the linked story.
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Yeah, curious what makes you think he's gay, Dan. As you've consistently pointed out, straight boys love prostate stimulation, too.
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My bad. Posted before seeing the other comments, and even though I clicked on the link, I somehow missed that part.
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I was so hoping you'd cover this, Dan. Serious object lesson: objects which go in butts must have flared bases.
@2: he does provide X-rays and a photo of the CD of said X-ray photos (the hospital is actually right near me).
@4: He repeatedly refers to his own "big gay ass," so I'd take him at his word.
@2: he does provide X-rays and a photo of the CD of said X-ray photos (the hospital is actually right near me).
@4: He repeatedly refers to his own "big gay ass," so I'd take him at his word.
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@3 yes he does go out of his way to prove it's him, but he identifies in one of his Tweets as an 18 year old.
In a post-Warhol age of celebrity chasing and reality TV, this is his first chance at 15min. Give the kid a break, I don't think it's a personality disorder any more to be a narcissist, it's the new normal.
In a post-Warhol age of celebrity chasing and reality TV, this is his first chance at 15min. Give the kid a break, I don't think it's a personality disorder any more to be a narcissist, it's the new normal.
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Remember the rerun SLLOTD from a week or two ago, when Dan gave the go-ahead for someone to put tampons up his butt? Yeah, that's where my mind went when I saw his admonition about flared bases. (That, and the one commenter who said there was nothing wrong with that, even though he never put tampons up his butt ever.)
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Too bad he doesn't follow Dan's columns. If he did, first off, he would know to use a flared base dildo. Second, recently Dan forwarded instructions from a medical person, explaining exactly how to self extract in this exact situation.
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BAHAHAHAHAHA this has just made my day. Serious kudos to this dude for having a sense of humor about what could have been a scary and embarrassing experience. When shit like this happens, you just have to own it. Well played.
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@13
The tweeter suggests that they're Energizers, though he could just be calling them that for effect.
The tweeter suggests that they're Energizers, though he could just be calling them that for effect.
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And now a million ass-players-withers will never make that mistake.
He should next try using a cock ring that doesn't have a release. He can tweet a picture of the saw next to his dick.
He should next try using a cock ring that doesn't have a release. He can tweet a picture of the saw next to his dick.
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Well, straight men have been known to dabble with the rear and - like some women and gay men - be rather reckless about it. (At least a dildo was meant to be inserted somewhere.) The object lesson here is solid, but shopping for adequate sex toys can be embarrassing for some folks, specially straight guys looking for dildoes.
(And yes, I know this particular guy is gay.)
(And yes, I know this particular guy is gay.)
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My sister is an ER nurse and she removed a beer bootle from one guy's ass and a carrot from another guy's. The guy with the carrot came into the hospital with his two brothers and a sister and they all laughed their asses off over the thing.
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this man broke the internet. the page will not load, which actually now that i think of it is probably for the best.
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