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Monday, March 11, 2013

Introducing... Wedding Crasher!

Posted by on Mon, Mar 11, 2013 at 4:27 PM

You remember Party Crasher—the World's Best Column™ in which various Stranger writers wrote about parties we crashed (except that we were actually invited by you lovely people)—don't you? There was the gay orgy. There was Lindy West looking for a wizard. There was Rager of the Lost Ark. There was the Drunk Oscars with Anna Minard. There was a Very Special Fistmas. And who could forget the Robot Valentine's Day Massacre? And, as they say, so much more.

Welcome all kinds of marriage to WEDDING CRASHER!
  • Welcome all kinds of marriage to WEDDING CRASHER!

Now we can't remember why we ever stopped, and we were thinking about reviving Party Crasher, and then we thought: WEDDING CRASHER! You know the gays can get hitched now here in Washington State too, which is sort of the impetus here, but we also just love weddings—gay, straight, man and goat, whatever. So, introducing Wedding Crasher: in which The Stranger comes to your wedding, drinks (only their fair share) of your booze, dances to your music (whatever it may be), and celebrates your love (ditto)!

Our pledge to you: Whichever one of us has the pleasure of attending* will bring a gift (maybe hers-and-hers Stranger t-shirts, but a gift). We will dress up. We will be nice (this is LOVE, after all!), both while we are there and in the writing-up afterward. We will dance. And your wedding will be memorialized in the timeless pages of The Stranger and the timeless pixels of the internet.**

The fine print: While we are honored if you choose to invite us, and we sincerely offer you the warmest best wishes on your impending nuptials, we regret that we cannot attend every wedding, so we will give preference to the especially weird- and/or wonderful-sounding ones. We further regret we cannot attend weddings outside Seattle (unless you would like to fly us to wherever it is happening, preferably Puerto Vallarta, and put us up in a hotel).

Would you like The Stranger to crash your wedding (by which we mean attend as a well-behaved invited guest)? Send your wedding invitation to weddingcrasher@thestranger.com or to Wedding Crasher, 1535 11th Ave 3rd Floor, Seattle, WA, 98122.

Congratulations, everybody!

* The magical and dapper Sarah Galvin will be the Wedding Crasher to start! She will be the best guest ever.
** Unless something goes weirdly awry, which of course it won't! LOVE!

 

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McBomber 1
Ooh, I so wish this had been a thing in November 2011 when a friend's wedding burst out of Bastille and proceeded to shut down Ballard Ave while the newlyweds, band and guests all marched in a second-line-style parade, drinks and parasols in-hand. I look forward to reading about other adorable shenanigans!
Posted by McBomber on March 11, 2013 at 9:48 PM · Report this
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I do miss Party Crasher, it was indeed one of The Stranger's best features. Wedding Crasher sounds almost as good, but not quite as fun.
Posted by BallardBoy on March 12, 2013 at 2:39 PM · Report this

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