I'm just sayin'...
A New York town that began assigning an armed police officer to guard a high school in the wake of the Connecticut massacre has suspended the program after an officer accidentally discharged his pistol in a hallway while classes were in session.
@11 See... You're a bit confused here, so let me explain to you how it is that guns make us all safer:
Guns are used for shooting up things (like targets, tin cans or the air), animals (dangerous, tasty or annoying), brandishing (no harm there) and for valuing their aesthetic or historic properties (badass'n, nazi'n and man-card restor'n). These are all so quintessentially American that no one can be against them, 'cause FREEDOM, and now we're all safer.
Now, occasionally a Good Guy with a Gun will be called upon to shoot a Bad Guy. Only the Bad Guy is hurt, so we're all safer.
You might ask about how someone becomes a Bad Guy, but that's really between God, their pastor and them, so we'll just remind you that Good Guys with Guns stop Bad Guys, and therefore anyone harmed wasn't good enough, and we're all safer.
Sometimes there is an accidental discharge, but because guns don't kill people, people do, we know that either God is taking one of his angels home, or, this is simply a Good Guy with a Gun, taking out the Bad Guy who just shot him, and we're all safer.
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