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News & ArtsWednesday, March 6, 2013
Guns / The Ladies True Crime: "Gun Located in Suspect Vagina"
Posted by Goldy on Wed, Mar 6, 2013 at 11:33 AM
An Oklahoma woman arrested Monday on drug charges had a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina, according to police.
The weapon was discovered during a search of Christie Dawn Harris, 28, by a female officer with the Ada Police Department. According to a police report, the cop spotted the handle of the five-shot revolver "sticking out from" inside Harris, who is seen at right.
... The Freedom Arms .22-caliber handgun was loaded with three live rounds and one spent shell, cops reported. As to where the weapon was recovered, the police report noted, “gun located in suspect vagina.”
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Isn't this rather common among female criminals?
"When directed to lower her underwear so that a female cop could check for contraband, ..."
"When directed to lower her underwear so that a female cop could check for contraband, ..."
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OMG. Three months tops before they start circulating 3D printer files to make your own revolver handle that looks like a vaginal or rectal prolapse.
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Considering how arbitrary that definition is, I'm sure we could find something that would fit, Urgutha.
10
Quentin Tarantino is writing the screenplay as we speak.
And you thought a having a gun for a *leg* was bad.
And you thought a having a gun for a *leg* was bad.
12
A of all: I just hope she had the safety engaged.
B of all: this presents quite a quandary to the Far Right. On the one hand, they want total control over a woman's vagina, but on the other, they want no controls whatsoever on her right to bear arms. So, if a woman exercises her 2nd Amendment Rights by using her vagina as a concealed-carry holster, would the Right have control or not? And what if the gun happens to go off and kills a 3 day-old zygote that also happens to be sharing the space? Is it murder or just an unfortunate accident?
B of all: this presents quite a quandary to the Far Right. On the one hand, they want total control over a woman's vagina, but on the other, they want no controls whatsoever on her right to bear arms. So, if a woman exercises her 2nd Amendment Rights by using her vagina as a concealed-carry holster, would the Right have control or not? And what if the gun happens to go off and kills a 3 day-old zygote that also happens to be sharing the space? Is it murder or just an unfortunate accident?
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Where else should a woman keep her gun? Women's pants often do not have pockets. Tucking your gun into your waistband creates an unsightly bulge. Shoulder harnesses don't coordinate with most blouses.
So, when I don't want to lug a huge purse around, I keep my gun, phone, keys and wallet in my vagina.
So, when I don't want to lug a huge purse around, I keep my gun, phone, keys and wallet in my vagina.
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"Takes some wind out of the GUN = PENIS sails..." -- I don't see how. Perhaps she wishes she had one, whether attached to herself or her guy of choice; either way, it's substituting for one literally and exactly. Certainly better than it ever does for the guys for whom this transference is so symbolically important.
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Wow, that must be bad for the finish, not to mention the 4 rules of firearms safety.
RULE I: ALL GUNS ARE ALWAYS LOADED
RULE II: NEVER LET THE MUZZLE COVER ANYTHING YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO DESTROY
RULE III: KEEP YOUR FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER UNTIL YOUR SIGHTS ARE ON THE TARGET
RULE IV: BE SURE OF YOUR TARGET AND WHAT IS BEYOND IT.
RULE I: ALL GUNS ARE ALWAYS LOADED
RULE II: NEVER LET THE MUZZLE COVER ANYTHING YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO DESTROY
RULE III: KEEP YOUR FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER UNTIL YOUR SIGHTS ARE ON THE TARGET
RULE IV: BE SURE OF YOUR TARGET AND WHAT IS BEYOND IT.
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@20: Small gun, at least. Freedom Arms .22s are tiny (about 5" x 2" x 1") and designed to be easy to hide - though in fairness I don't think the manufacturer had THAT hiding place in mind.
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