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News & ArtsWednesday, March 6, 2013
News / History This Week in Last Days: Nothing but Good News!
Posted by David Schmader on Wed, Mar 6, 2013 at 1:58 PM
It has come to my attention that certain people found last week's Last Days column—featuring spontaneously combusting 11-year-olds, sexually enticing pit bulls, and corpse-flavored drinking water—to be excessively depressing. Let us remind you that Last Days doesn't create the news, just reports it, and if you have a problem with what's being allowed to occur on earth, you should take it up with God. Nevertheless, in the spirit of healing, this week's Last Days contains nothing but good news. (Almost.)
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