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Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Breaking (Pants) News!

Posted by on Wed, Mar 6, 2013 at 5:39 PM

Someone here at The Stranger ripped a hole in their seat!


"I felt it all day, opening up like a zipper."


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There's a joke here somewhere..
Posted by shanes on March 6, 2013 at 5:43 PM · Report this
theophrastus 2
send out thy brand (o' pants) that we may know of them (and avoid of them)
Posted by theophrastus on March 6, 2013 at 5:47 PM · Report this
Simply Me 3
easy access!
Posted by Simply Me on March 6, 2013 at 5:48 PM · Report this
Cato the Younger Younger 4
Christopher used to have a cute ass.....used to
Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on March 6, 2013 at 6:02 PM · Report this
@1 This is the joke: it looks like the result of an atomic fart.

you're welcome.
Posted by stilettov on March 6, 2013 at 6:28 PM · Report this
TVDinner 6
@4: Herp derp bodysnark derp derp derp
Posted by TVDinner http:// on March 6, 2013 at 6:31 PM · Report this
Did I push the wrong button and end-up on the ST site? WTF?
Posted by Jim Detwiler on March 6, 2013 at 6:45 PM · Report this
Cute boxers!
Posted by crone on March 6, 2013 at 6:48 PM · Report this
MacCrocodile 9
Don't stop there, you tease.

Hubba hubba.
Posted by MacCrocodile on March 6, 2013 at 6:53 PM · Report this
Tacoma Traveler 10
Why is it that nobody has volunteered to help this gentleman by ripping off whatever's left of his pants? Its better to leave him in his boxers than to have those flaps hanging out getting snagged on things.
Posted by Tacoma Traveler on March 6, 2013 at 6:59 PM · Report this
thatsnotright 11
Perfect example of why you need more than one pair of "favorite" pants.Structural fatigue.
Posted by thatsnotright on March 6, 2013 at 7:18 PM · Report this
Gern Blanston 14
Probably time to move up a size or two.
Posted by Gern Blanston on March 6, 2013 at 7:56 PM · Report this
Catalina Vel-DuRay 15
At least he's started wearing undies.
Posted by Catalina Vel-DuRay on March 6, 2013 at 8:05 PM · Report this
dnt trust me 16
@12, 13

to punctuate or not to punctuate. you have the same existential Shakespearean dilemma that frizzele probably has.
Posted by dnt trust me on March 6, 2013 at 8:07 PM · Report this
Nipper needs to start buying pants that fit!
Posted by psychic, powerless... on March 6, 2013 at 8:21 PM · Report this
GeneStoner 18
Look at that shithole...

...the office, that is.

Cluttered office = cluttered mind, they say.
Posted by GeneStoner on March 6, 2013 at 9:18 PM · Report this
gttrgst 19
An extra pair of party pants? You're going to need them sooner than you think.
Posted by gttrgst on March 6, 2013 at 9:22 PM · Report this
Posted by gator bait on March 6, 2013 at 10:33 PM · Report this
sperifera 21
Nice bum.
Posted by sperifera on March 6, 2013 at 11:07 PM · Report this
Urgutha Forka 22
For some reason, I can only picture Goldy wearing overalls.
Posted by Urgutha Forka on March 6, 2013 at 11:13 PM · Report this
@20 & 22...certainly not 17, my first thought was Nipper.
Posted by gnossos on March 6, 2013 at 11:18 PM · Report this
Hulk 25
Posted by Hulk Http:// on March 7, 2013 at 8:36 AM · Report this

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