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Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Fashion Breaking (Pants) News!

Posted by on Wed, Mar 6, 2013 at 5:39 PM

Someone here at The Stranger ripped a hole in their seat!

pantshole.jpg

"I felt it all day, opening up like a zipper."

 

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1
There's a joke here somewhere..
Posted by shanes on March 6, 2013 at 5:43 PM
theophrastus 2
send out thy brand (o' pants) that we may know of them (and avoid of them)
Posted by theophrastus on March 6, 2013 at 5:47 PM
Simply Me 3
easy access!
Posted by Simply Me on March 6, 2013 at 5:48 PM
Cato the Younger Younger 4
Christopher used to have a cute ass.....used to
Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on March 6, 2013 at 6:02 PM
5
@1 This is the joke: it looks like the result of an atomic fart.

you're welcome.
Posted by stilettov on March 6, 2013 at 6:28 PM
TVDinner 6
@4: Herp derp bodysnark derp derp derp
Posted by TVDinner http:// on March 6, 2013 at 6:31 PM
7
Did I push the wrong button and end-up on the ST site? WTF?
Posted by Jim Detwiler on March 6, 2013 at 6:45 PM
8
Cute boxers!
Posted by crone on March 6, 2013 at 6:48 PM
MacCrocodile 9
Don't stop there, you tease.

Hubba hubba.
Posted by MacCrocodile http://maccrocodile.com/ on March 6, 2013 at 6:53 PM
Tacoma Traveler 10
Why is it that nobody has volunteered to help this gentleman by ripping off whatever's left of his pants? Its better to leave him in his boxers than to have those flaps hanging out getting snagged on things.
Posted by Tacoma Traveler on March 6, 2013 at 6:59 PM
thatsnotright 11
Perfect example of why you need more than one pair of "favorite" pants.Structural fatigue.
Posted by thatsnotright on March 6, 2013 at 7:18 PM
12
ugly underwear, I hate Boxer shorts!
Posted by PCN on March 6, 2013 at 7:41 PM
13
ugly underwear I hate Boxer shorts
Posted by PCN on March 6, 2013 at 7:43 PM
Gern Blanston 14
Probably time to move up a size or two.
Posted by Gern Blanston on March 6, 2013 at 7:56 PM
Catalina Vel-DuRay 15
At least he's started wearing undies.
Posted by Catalina Vel-DuRay http://www.danlangdon.com on March 6, 2013 at 8:05 PM
dnt trust me 16
@12, 13

to punctuate or not to punctuate. you have the same existential Shakespearean dilemma that frizzele probably has.
Posted by dnt trust me on March 6, 2013 at 8:07 PM
17
Nipper needs to start buying pants that fit!
Posted by psychic, powerless... on March 6, 2013 at 8:21 PM
GeneStoner 18
Look at that shithole...

...the office, that is.

Cluttered office = cluttered mind, they say.
Posted by GeneStoner on March 6, 2013 at 9:18 PM
gttrgst 19
An extra pair of party pants? You're going to need them sooner than you think.
Posted by gttrgst on March 6, 2013 at 9:22 PM
20
Goldy???!!!
Posted by gator bait on March 6, 2013 at 10:33 PM
sperifera 21
Nice bum.
Posted by sperifera on March 6, 2013 at 11:07 PM
Urgutha Forka 22
@20,
For some reason, I can only picture Goldy wearing overalls.
Posted by Urgutha Forka on March 6, 2013 at 11:13 PM
23
@20 & 22...certainly not Goldy...like 17, my first thought was Nipper.
Posted by gnossos on March 6, 2013 at 11:18 PM
Rowlf 24
what self respecting man wears boxers after 7th grade? briefs or freeball it man!!
Posted by Rowlf on March 7, 2013 at 8:25 AM
Hulk 25
THIS HAPPEN TO HULK ALL THE TIME!
Posted by Hulk Http://www.tinyurl.com/lonely-hulk on March 7, 2013 at 8:36 AM

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