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Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Animals Why I Will Never Move to Bothell

Posted by on Tue, Mar 5, 2013 at 1:06 PM

10,000 crows! 10,000 maniacs!

 

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1 lazy ass blogger. What happens when they meet?
Posted by Randy Beaver on March 5, 2013 at 1:17 PM
Dougsf 2
Speaking as someone that went to school there for a few years as a kid; this is the best thing I've ever heard about Bothell.

That reminds me, there's this guy I keep seeing at Ocean Beach (here in SF) that has two crow buddies. He just kinda leans against and their all chill together. Seen him their for years. If you get close he'll get shy and move, and a minute later the two crows will follow him. I'm not going anywhere with this story, other than crows are awesome.
Posted by Dougsf on March 5, 2013 at 1:32 PM
Simply Me 3
We need more owls in Bothell.
Posted by Simply Me on March 5, 2013 at 1:32 PM
Max Solomon 4
you couldn't walk to work either.
Posted by Max Solomon on March 5, 2013 at 1:37 PM
Pope Peabrain 5
Bothell heaves a sigh of relief.
Posted by Pope Peabrain on March 5, 2013 at 1:40 PM
stinkbug 6
If you're not a fan of KING5 babble, watch two minutes of just bothell crows at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X98N18-Kp…

(via http://blog.seattlepi.com/thebigblog/201…)

Posted by stinkbug on March 5, 2013 at 1:49 PM
DeaconBlues 7
A much better reason not to move to Bothell is because it's a suburban nightmare and cultural wasteland.
Posted by DeaconBlues http://radzillas.blogspot.com/ on March 5, 2013 at 1:54 PM
Matt from Denver 8
What happened to your acceptance of crows? Or was that post ironic?
Posted by Matt from Denver on March 5, 2013 at 2:02 PM
9
Natalie Merchant's breasts?
Posted by paulus on March 5, 2013 at 2:09 PM
Banna 10
... furiously trying to think of a way to enable crows to post on Slog.
Posted by Banna http://www.ucp.org on March 5, 2013 at 2:21 PM
11
Tippi Hedren better stay the fuck out of there.
Posted by carrma on March 5, 2013 at 2:24 PM
12
They migrate out there from all over the city every night at dusk. It's a pretty cool thing to watch -- you can follow them down Lake City Way through Kenmore to Bothell.

Or, as the sign to Bothell sometimes says, "Welcome to Hell, for a day or for a lifetime."
Posted by arts&letters on March 5, 2013 at 2:29 PM
gttrgst 13
Some Hellmouths need mass familiars to warn the living that night is close.
Posted by gttrgst on March 5, 2013 at 2:51 PM
sloegin 14
That many crows must be murder.
Posted by sloegin on March 5, 2013 at 2:57 PM
tainte 15
racist
Posted by tainte on March 5, 2013 at 3:20 PM
ScandalMgr 16
Crows hate Charles & recognize his face and car and shit all over him like a flock of bloggers.
Posted by ScandalMgr on March 5, 2013 at 4:27 PM
freesandbags 17
Always wondered where they were coming from in the morn. and going at dusk. thanks. caw caw.
Posted by freesandbags on March 5, 2013 at 5:45 PM
Knat 18
"Incidents of Murders in Bothell Surge Every Night, Drop Precipitously Every Morning."
Posted by Knat on March 5, 2013 at 8:09 PM

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