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News & ArtsTuesday, March 5, 2013
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Overheard in the Office
Posted by Goldy on Tue, Mar 5, 2013 at 11:30 AM
"Eat it. I've eaten off of the sidewalk, and I'm still here."
1
Had to have been Cienna.
If Slog has taught me anything, it is that Cienna Madrid is gross.
I mean 40 McNuggets? How? I am a slightly overweight guy with a real weakness for gross fast food, and I could not even come close to 40.
If Slog has taught me anything, it is that Cienna Madrid is gross.
I mean 40 McNuggets? How? I am a slightly overweight guy with a real weakness for gross fast food, and I could not even come close to 40.
4
@1 I have a metabolism that vaporizes anything which I think makes me respect food (and my body)a lot less. I will eat the shit out of 40 McNuggets.
5
It was Goldy.
Besides, what's the big deal. Germs that hurt you by getting into your gut don't waste a lot of time on the ground waiting for you to drop your food.
Don't think of dropped food as dangerous. Just think of it as having a little bit more dog shit on it that it did before.
Besides, what's the big deal. Germs that hurt you by getting into your gut don't waste a lot of time on the ground waiting for you to drop your food.
Don't think of dropped food as dangerous. Just think of it as having a little bit more dog shit on it that it did before.
6
You say she's gross, I say she's adaptable, hardy stock. When the End Times come, she'll be fat and happy long after the rest of us have starved to death.
10
I laughed like an idiot when I read this, because it's the first Overheard I knew with absolute certainty right off the bat
13
It has to be Goldy, he's the only one capable of eating his own poop , which naturally smells of flowers.
14
Goddamit, even the fucking Cramps warned against eating stuff off the sidewalk. Wise up.
Still recovering myself from food poisoning while in Beijing last week. Of all the fucked up places I ate that should have made me sick, it was a BLT from Subway that almost killed me. I'd hashtag it on the twitter or something, but I don't think I'd want free subway sandwiches for life.
Still recovering myself from food poisoning while in Beijing last week. Of all the fucked up places I ate that should have made me sick, it was a BLT from Subway that almost killed me. I'd hashtag it on the twitter or something, but I don't think I'd want free subway sandwiches for life.
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