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Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Visual Art I Want to Be a Gypsy Bride 4ever

Posted by on Tue, Mar 5, 2013 at 1:57 PM

Dear Private LiveJournal Diary,

Have you seen THIS GYPSY BRIDE WEDDING DRESS on Gypsy Sisters*???

Because the heart wants what the heart wants and my heart wants this. I want to blog in it. I want to play hide-n-seek in it. I want to attend a municipal court hearing for a minor driving infraction in it. I want to give birth in it. I want to run a PTA in it with an iron fist. I want to parachute down from the roof of a moderately tall building in it, with a matching parasol. I want to wear it to Hugo Chavez's funeral**. When I die, I want to be buried in it. I want my corpse to be exhumed 500 years from now and I want that tacky dress to blind whoever exhumes me with a little mummy's curse razzle dazzle.


*I only watch for fashion tips.
**Breaking news?

 

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I want that dress - but in toilet tissue cover-doll form.
Posted by ignatz ratzkywatzky on March 5, 2013 at 9:58 PM
Mighty Kaytor 9
It's like a glorious fountain of tacky. Wonder if it comes in electric blue?
Posted by Mighty Kaytor http://mightykaytor.blogspot.com on March 5, 2013 at 8:14 PM
venomlash 8
It is rather endearingly awful. Go get it, Cienna!
Posted by venomlash on March 5, 2013 at 6:35 PM
Lissa 7
Holy Merciful Mother of God.
A hoop skirt, AND a crinoline!

I'm just...I can't even.

Thank you for this Cienna.
Posted by Lissa on March 5, 2013 at 5:54 PM
Cienna Madrid 6
@5 It would take several sittings to ingest all its tackiness but YES, I would eat this dress off any sidewalk, any day.
Posted by Cienna Madrid on March 5, 2013 at 3:43 PM
gttrgst 5
Do you want to pick it up off the sidewalk and eat it?
Posted by gttrgst on March 5, 2013 at 3:20 PM
johnny_blvd 4
No words can do that dress justice. Now I'm off to weep, though I can't decide if from joy or horror - probably a bit of both.
Posted by johnny_blvd on March 5, 2013 at 2:46 PM
Mary P. Traverse 3
It's the most magical dress that has ever existed! You must obtain it and bring the universe into balance!
Posted by Mary P. Traverse http://dinosaurnews.tumblr.com on March 5, 2013 at 2:29 PM
Pope Peabrain 2
After you die it would be a zombie gypsy wedding dress. Yes, I can see that. Eating brains in that dress really works.
Posted by Pope Peabrain on March 5, 2013 at 2:16 PM
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A little mummy's curse razzle dazzle is all we can ever hope for. Follow your dreams Cienna!
Posted by UNPAID COMMENTER on March 5, 2013 at 2:07 PM

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