Subject Line: Wisdom from some guy at Tommy Doyle's in Harvard Square

"I've been smokin cigarettes at a record pace."
"Coors Lite? You're tappin' the Rockies?"
"If you don't have Jäger, I'll do a Jim. That's my go-to. Every time I go to Wendy's, they have my PBR and shot of Jim waiting."
"I don't even know what a hangover is; I'm always at work at 10 am"
"Annalise—yeah she likes to get naked. I've seen that girl's boobs more than I've seen some porn stars' boobs."