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Thursday, February 28, 2013

Wilderness Bellevue Watch

Posted by Grant Brissey on Thu, Feb 28, 2013 at 8:57 AM

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Suspicious package?

No blow jobs today?

Dude went back home?

???

Posted by GeneStoner on February 28, 2013 at 9:04 AM

I am trying to imagine this in other parts of the greater metro area...

In the South End, where people actually live, some kids would be trying to us it to propel their bikes or skate boards.

Downtown, I can't help but imagine one of our homeless appropriating it for a inscrutable mission of dire consequences.

Posted by What's Left Of It Proped Up On Blocks on February 28, 2013 at 9:11 AM

Who you gonna call?

Posted by carnivorous chicken on February 28, 2013 at 9:17 AM

Only an effective shopping cart if shopping for radishes and ping pong balls and Lemonheads and you know how to reverse the motor and attach something to divert such items into a bag.

Posted by gttrgst on February 28, 2013 at 9:23 AM

Leafblowers are proof that Satan exists and loves to torture. Everyone who owns one is a minion of Hell. Everyone who uses one is an imp sent to inflict misery upon a sinful planet.

Posted by Matt from Denver on February 28, 2013 at 9:36 AM

There's a lot of blow in Bellevue.

Posted by Gern Blanston on February 28, 2013 at 10:14 AM

If you see something, say something.

Posted by merry on February 28, 2013 at 10:31 AM

The rapture?

Posted by BrinkleyBoy on February 28, 2013 at 10:37 AM

If you see the rapture, say something. @7 @8

Posted by GregBem on February 28, 2013 at 10:59 AM

@5,

Forget fire and brimstone, Hell is obviously full of leafblowers.

Posted by keshmeshi on February 28, 2013 at 11:33 AM

If I ruled the world, drinking outside would be legal, neon signs would be mandatory and leaf blowers would be the only crime eligible for the death penalty.

Posted by Fnarf