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News & ArtsWednesday, February 27, 2013
Crime Ode to a Fallen Soldier
Posted by Cienna Madrid on Wed, Feb 27, 2013 at 1:49 PM
The rumors were true. At a press conference this morning, Police Chief John Diaz's face confirmed that it had parted ways with Seattle's most famous mustache.
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Lips at half mast for
Chief's 'stache has at last passed
Twenty-one blue zippers agape
Confirm dept-head's carpet matches facial undrape.
Chief's 'stache has at last passed
Twenty-one blue zippers agape
Confirm dept-head's carpet matches facial undrape.
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First it was Renner, now Diaz. If a razor comes within 100 yards of Steve Pool, the greater Seattle area is done. DONE!
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The back story is that the 'stache had to be beaten, kicked, and tazed off his face. At press time, the 'stache is considering filing a civil rights lawsuit.
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Damn that's a shame. I mean, he had a proper Copstache, and now it's gone.
He looks like a Belgian agriculture minister from the EU.
He looks like a Belgian agriculture minister from the EU.
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