Oh, God. Oh, my God, no.
(Via the good people of Wonkette, and in response to this.)
Can they be any dumber?
I go to the new Sushi Place at Kent Station...they have a 3 for $20 roll special.
I get a table...this time I don't have to sit at the bar which suits me better. I place my order and get ready to enjoy my lunch. Then someone turns on the radio...it's KZOK 102.5 Classic Rock.
Great, perfect...but wait. The station isn't coming in well. It skips and has static. So it will play 5 seconds of ZZTop, then cut out for 3 seconds, and then have static and cut back in again. It's really loud and noticeable.
But guess what...everyone else is completely oblivious to it all. I figure, this is so bad, someone will adjust the tuner. Nope. Goes on and on. Finally when the wait comes back, I joke, "hey I guess you need a new antenna". He stares blankly. Judging by his age that antennas are as relavent to him as a hand crank on a car, I add "because the music is cutting in and out". He stares, and the laughs heartily like a man who will laugh to get his tip no matter the humor!
I have my food and I try to grin and bear it...but after 20 minutes I start gulping down my rolls and drink and hurry out of there.
As I leave, the equally dim witted hostess at the door asks "Did you enjoy it?"
I replied, in the same staccato pattern as the radio, "Yes......it...tit...tit.......was....
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