Yes, it's time for the ten billionth Academy Awards, with your host The-Family Guy-Guy, a tribute to James Bond, and a whole bunch of awkward speeches by very pretty people in formalwear. Sloggers David Schmader, Christopher Frizzelle, Megan Seling, Dominic Holden, Goldy, and myself will be live-tweeting the Oscars as they happen. Dan Savage is currently either in Los Angeles or on a plane and will be trying to avoid anything Oscar-related, so he'll be in the Twitter-box below, too, because why not?

If you tweet, tweet at us! If you do not tweet, please use the comments! (Stranger staffers will also be leaving all the thoughts that don't fit in 140 characters or less down there, too.) It is all so exciting we can hardly stand it!