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Thursday, February 21, 2013

We See Christ's Love Most Clearly When Men Fuck Women

Posted by on Thu, Feb 21, 2013 at 1:26 PM

And that's why watching straight porn is a sacrament.

Amazing how easy it is to close your eyes and picture these two delivering the opening. (Via JoeMyGod.)

 

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Max Solomon 1
well, that's when i see it most clearly.
Posted by Max Solomon on February 21, 2013 at 1:30 PM · Report this
Cato the Younger Younger 2
You sure aren't going to see it when a women pegs her man's ass.
Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on February 21, 2013 at 1:32 PM · Report this
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God (ahem), this shit gets boring. It's so void of any logic, and yet they think it's chock full o' logic.

Idiots. I'm tired of arguing the merits of this.
Posted by Timothy http://www.moreperfect.org on February 21, 2013 at 1:33 PM · Report this
4
What a bunch of tripe - all I could see was the "On Knees for Jesus" in the upper corner...
Posted by bpinsea on February 21, 2013 at 1:33 PM · Report this
5
This is just grasping at straws - they know they're losing.
Posted by doceb on February 21, 2013 at 1:43 PM · Report this
GlibReaper 6
Is it less clear when women fuck men?
Posted by GlibReaper on February 21, 2013 at 1:43 PM · Report this
Afreet 7
Call me crazy, but I'm pretty sure the reason Ephesians 5 is followed by Ephesians 6 is because *5 IS FOLLOWED BY 6*
Posted by Afreet on February 21, 2013 at 1:47 PM · Report this
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Even if everything in this video is assumed to be true, nothing about it says that gay sex or gay marriage is actively bad only that it doesn't "show the story." In that respect, being gay is no worse than being chaste.
Posted by DRF on February 21, 2013 at 1:52 PM · Report this
Knat 9
"This story [of the glory of life-giving communion] is only revealed in the glory, and beauty and mystery of the sexual difference."

And were it up to you cretins, we'd still have nothing but the mystery when it comes to sexuality. It's thanks to secular scientists that we now regard the human body as a glorious, beautiful thing. When the Church was in charge, it was mystery on top of shame and disgust.

@7: Ha! I immediately thought the same thing.
Posted by Knat on February 21, 2013 at 1:54 PM · Report this
rob! 10
More of the same nonsense from people trying to stomp down the rattling manhole cover of their repressed homosexuality.

Hey West and Strand, ever notice how straight people don't have to hold themselves back from having gay sex?
Posted by rob! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZBdUceCL5U on February 21, 2013 at 2:06 PM · Report this
Pope Peabrain 11
Jesus was G-A-Y! That's why he wasn't married in his thirties and hung out with men. Duh.
Posted by Pope Peabrain on February 21, 2013 at 2:06 PM · Report this
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"On Knees for Jesus" in the upper right corner has a whole new meaning here, don't it?
Posted by BozeC on February 21, 2013 at 2:10 PM · Report this
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"On Knees for Jesus" in the upper right corner has a whole different meaning here, don't it?
Posted by BozeC on February 21, 2013 at 2:13 PM · Report this
Fnarf 14
@7, not if you're gay. If you're gay, 5 is followed by SATAN.
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on February 21, 2013 at 2:16 PM · Report this
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So, before Christ was born, what did the joining of a man's and a woman's body signify?
I'm guessing nothing, just good, slutty fun.
Posted by pjc on February 21, 2013 at 2:29 PM · Report this
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@3 - More like chock full o' nuts.
Posted by pjc on February 21, 2013 at 2:30 PM · Report this
17
Exhibiting for all to see one's own fantasy about sinners fucking everything that moves is rather disturbing. What a steaming pile of gibberish.
Posted by anon1256 on February 21, 2013 at 2:31 PM · Report this
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Ummmm, it's been a long time since I was in catechism class, but back in my day, Jesus wasn't interested in men and woman having sex, and he spent his time hanging out with a bunch of guys.
Posted by Clayton on February 21, 2013 at 2:31 PM · Report this
Allyn 19
I certainly need to see Christ's love more clearly right now. I hate that I'll have to wait until the kids are in bed before I can see Christ's love more clearly.

I am so using that phrase from now on...
Posted by Allyn on February 21, 2013 at 2:36 PM · Report this
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"True freedom is freedom from the compulsion to indulge."

I wonder if this gent has ever read "Animal Farm." (cf: "Ring of Freedom.")

This argument was one of the key justifications for the spate of lobotomies performed in the '50s and '60s.

I think his theology is all fucked up, too. But then, I'm a Quaker who believes that IF there is a God, then there is that of God in each and every one of us (yeah, even him), and that each of us has our own personal relationship with [Him, Her, It, Whatever]. If you think Jesus intercedes for you, fine -- whatever makes it easier. But if you think that God, who made everyone, doesn't already know that gay people can love each other as much as straight people can, or can love Him [etc.], you don't know shit about God. And you certainly don't know shit about humility.

Satan, however, does exist, and he broadcasts via the Christian Broadcasting Network.
Posted by Brooklyn Reader on February 21, 2013 at 2:45 PM · Report this
Karlheinz Arschbomber 21
Holy Shit.
Posted by Karlheinz Arschbomber http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arschbombe on February 21, 2013 at 2:46 PM · Report this
22
Every time I watch one of these videos, I can actually FEEL my IQ slipping down a few notches.
Posted by Kit-san on February 21, 2013 at 2:48 PM · Report this
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@22 That's funny. I can feel my blood pressure slipping up a few notches.
Posted by Brooklyn Reader on February 21, 2013 at 3:02 PM · Report this
Rob in Baltimore 24
In the Bible, God creates Adam, a man with man junk. Later God sees that Adam is lonely, so what does God do? Right, he creates all the animals on the planet, and presents them to Adam to see if one of them would make a suitable companion for Adam. Only after Adam rejects all the animals does God figure out that Adam, a man with man junk, might want someone of his own species. So then finally God creates Eve from one of Adam's ribs. (Men and woman have the same number of ribs.) I don't think the Bible is a good reference for understanding the story of the sexes.
Posted by Rob in Baltimore http://www.wishbookweb.com/ on February 21, 2013 at 3:04 PM · Report this
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Holy crap. This tortured logic makes me feel dizzier in the head than the medical pot I tried a couple of nights ago. Orwell couldn't come up with better doublespeak.
Posted by JrzWrld on February 21, 2013 at 3:05 PM · Report this
26
So the Catholic Church is a giant vagina?
Posted by beccoid on February 21, 2013 at 3:23 PM · Report this
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What is it with these fundies and their sex obsession.

If it's not gay marriage that's Satan, it's birth control that's Satan. If it's not birth control they're fighting, it's sex ed. If it's not sex ed, it's porn.

Whack-a-mole.

He actually talks about "taking up armor" = gay bashing = hate crime.

He's not the only fundie I've heard lately who says Christians need to kick it up a notch to actual violent "resistance". About as anti-Jesus as you can get but hey, what does a bi/queer atheist know?
Posted by delta35 on February 21, 2013 at 3:25 PM · Report this
seandr 28
We See Christ's Love Most Clearly When Men Fuck Women

Personally, I think Christ's love is better captured by a blow job.
Posted by seandr on February 21, 2013 at 3:35 PM · Report this
very bad homo 29
I watch this video, and I see a sad little man who is completely fucking obsessed with all the sex he probably isn't having.

Posted by very bad homo on February 21, 2013 at 3:39 PM · Report this
Sargon Bighorn 30
A man's body makes no sense by itself! Tell that to Jesus.
Posted by Sargon Bighorn on February 21, 2013 at 4:31 PM · Report this
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Oh dear. So many of the comments are so spot on, esp. #15 "So, before Christ was born, what did the joining of a man's and a woman's body signify?"

Anyone else think it's ironic that the Christians are adopting sex as their THING, even though Jesus was the only person in history *not* conceived through straight sex (or some derivative thereof)?
Posted by rwoodmass on February 21, 2013 at 4:40 PM · Report this
32
That look on his face and his "praying" hands are what his wife sees when he's on his kness for Jesus and saying, "Please peg me! Pleeeze!"
Posted by Jared Bascomb on February 21, 2013 at 5:01 PM · Report this
33
Someone needs to make a hump parody of this video. a bisexual one too.
Posted by apres_moi on February 21, 2013 at 5:28 PM · Report this
lolorhone 34
It's amazing the amount of convoluted bullshit some people indulge in when their repressed sexuality is provoked. Just get laid already, your interest in other people's sex lives will decrease accordingly.
Posted by lolorhone on February 21, 2013 at 7:39 PM · Report this
saxfanatic 35
I'm surprised Dan didn't go with this Futurama gem http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74PR4z3Xn…
Posted by saxfanatic on February 21, 2013 at 8:47 PM · Report this
Bauhaus I 36
Don't watch the intellectual baboons on Christian Broadcasting. They're just too depressing for words: God wants us to be intolerant. We vomit at the thought of homosexuality for a reason.

Who has time for that nonsense?
Posted by Bauhaus I on February 22, 2013 at 1:53 AM · Report this
BrotherBob 37
The craziness in this man's argument comes from his reverse logic: I believe gay marriage is bad. What logical arguments can I come up with to support my belief? This and this and this are all a little off. If I add them together, their offness cancels. Voila! (By the way, the Church is Christs BRIDE, not his come dump. So all of us Xians are married to Him. Even the straight male ones of us.)
Posted by BrotherBob on February 22, 2013 at 4:34 AM · Report this
smajor82 38
I like the comparison of homosexuals to alcoholics. Fucking bigots.
Posted by smajor82 on February 22, 2013 at 7:31 AM · Report this
Breklor 39
Am I the only one that can feel these idiots, and everyone like them, slipping into irrelevance? "Tab A fits into Slot B, therefore JESUS MAGIC!" is possibly one of the weakest arguments I've heard. For fuck's sakes guys, give up and go back to your flocks. (Baaaa!)
Posted by Breklor on February 22, 2013 at 7:40 AM · Report this
40
Damn it, I must be doing it wrong! Sex never makes me want to go to Mass.

@26 I was wondering does Christ or the Church get the strap-on?
Posted by kettleen on February 22, 2013 at 9:54 AM · Report this
41
i had communion 3 times last nite!
Posted by Cassette tape fan on February 22, 2013 at 2:26 PM · Report this
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Jesus was conceived without sex, then lived his life without sex, therefore sex is the most complete expression of His love. But only if it is straight. Got it.
Posted by Clayton on February 22, 2013 at 4:00 PM · Report this
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He doesn't seem to explain why a man wanting sex with another man is a "compulsion" but a man wanting sex with a woman is not. Sexual desire is sexual desire. Somehow a horny dude who happens to have a wife to dump his load into has "holy" horniness, whereas gay dudes have "sinful" compulsive horniness.
Posted by Confluence on February 22, 2013 at 6:39 PM · Report this
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What the fuck does Christ and the church have to do with fucking? Why is that the metaphor he insists on going with? Is gay sex like Jesus masturbating? What happens when two churches get together? And what part of either of those is not a better story than Christ fucking a building?
Posted by Typo on February 24, 2013 at 6:37 PM · Report this
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Or is Jesus the woman, and the church is dicking him?
Posted by Typo on February 24, 2013 at 6:40 PM · Report this

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