That headline upset you? I'm so sorry. And, hey, if you're having trouble getting your wadded-up panties out of your crack, I'm happy to overnight a corkscrew to your offices. But as much as I'd like to claim credit for "that motherfucking power-hungry, self-aggrandized bigot in the stupid fucking hat," because that line is fuckin' genius, credit for it goes to musician, actor, comedian, and motherfucking genius Tim Minchin.