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Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Scott Brown Blames Weird Tweets on "Pocket Tweeting," Then Contradicts Himself, Then Says He Hasn't "Been Drunk Since [His] Bachelor Party"

Posted by on Wed, Feb 20, 2013 at 1:33 PM

And it's all in the same video!

My favorite part is when he says "Anyone ever hear of pocket tweet, pocket dial? I mean it was pretty simple. I mean, I have an iPhone 5. If anyone has iPhone 5, the keys are small. It’s very, very sensitive. Ayla was teaching me how to get on Facebook and Twitter, and there were some areas I didn’t really understand. So, after her concert, we were here in the living room and responded to a couple of people and then put it in my pocket. The next thing I wake up and it’s trending worldwide."

And then that little couch rat walks by.

That just sounds like a shoddy attempt at evasion in a sit-down with a reporter who is clearly smitten with him. Plus, if it was your pocket, how did your pocket type actual words? He's also "learning how to play guitar"—can't you see it awkwardly placed in the background behind him?

Via Washington Post

 

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yelahneb 1
Yeah, bqhatevwr Scott.
Posted by yelahneb http://www.strangebutharmless.com on February 20, 2013 at 1:48 PM · Report this
Gern Blanston 2
So it's just his pocket that doesn't know the difference between "you're" and "your"?
Posted by Gern Blanston on February 20, 2013 at 1:59 PM · Report this
3
Stroke?
Posted by Supreme Ruler Of The Universe http://_ on February 20, 2013 at 2:17 PM · Report this
biffp 4
Yeah, like a Billy Squier stroke. The guitar is right out of a Will Ferrell skit. Awesome.
Posted by biffp on February 20, 2013 at 2:32 PM · Report this
seatackled 5
His phone obviously has autocorrect shortcuts activated.
Posted by seatackled on February 20, 2013 at 2:44 PM · Report this
keshmeshi 6
Don't iPhones automatically put themselves to sleep if you don't use them for a while, and you have to deliberately swipe across it to access any apps?

Has Scott Brown ever used an iPhone?
Posted by keshmeshi on February 20, 2013 at 2:55 PM · Report this
Some Old Nobodaddy Logged In 7
Scott who?
Posted by Some Old Nobodaddy Logged In on February 20, 2013 at 2:56 PM · Report this
8
Not to mention, fabric (like in a pocket) can't usually interact with the iPhone touch screen. Total bullshit.
Posted by JenV on February 20, 2013 at 2:56 PM · Report this
9
@6, by default it does after 2 minutes, but that can be changed or turned off entirely. However someone like Scott Brown who clearly doesn't know shit about iPhones probably wouldn't be able to figure out how to change the auto-lock settings.
Posted by JenV on February 20, 2013 at 3:00 PM · Report this
10
Do you think she blew him before the interview, or right afterward?
Posted by mighty vinyl on February 20, 2013 at 3:04 PM · Report this
ArtBasketSara 11
I am currently pocket texting this comment right now...his story checks out. I love you.
Posted by ArtBasketSara on February 20, 2013 at 3:04 PM · Report this
Aurora Erratic 12
Why'd he even bother to deny it? Makes him look like a liar (because, well...) and the tweets were dismissive but no big deal.
Posted by Aurora Erratic http://www.finemesspottery.com on February 20, 2013 at 3:22 PM · Report this
biffp 13
@10, after, he seems like he's ready for a nap.
Posted by biffp on February 20, 2013 at 3:23 PM · Report this
monkey 14
Yeah, I call shenanigans.
Posted by monkey on February 20, 2013 at 3:53 PM · Report this
gttrgst 15
Lo que sea, pendejo republican.
Posted by gttrgst on February 20, 2013 at 4:00 PM · Report this
rob! 16
How come it's "butt calls" but "pocket tweeting"? Must be the "thinking with your dick" aspect.
Posted by rob! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZBdUceCL5U on February 20, 2013 at 4:33 PM · Report this
17
Gorgeous but a little boring. And no Scotty, I've never pocket tweeted before.
Posted by Patricia Kayden on February 20, 2013 at 6:27 PM · Report this

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