Mormons are so polite. Just look at how all of his Mormon friends pretend to be surprised when he comes out to them.

Jimmy Hales says he views his sexuality from an "eternal perspective." In practice that means Jimmy is going to remain celibate all his life, he's never going to look at gay porn, and he plans to remain a Mormon. Sounds like a plan. I mean, just look at how well celibacy worked out for all those gay Catholic men who became priests.