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Monday, February 18, 2013

Special Pizza Discount for Gun Nuts

Posted by on Mon, Feb 18, 2013 at 10:57 AM

Joe My God says a Virginia Beach pizza restaurant is offering a 15% discount to any customer who shows their guns at time of purchase.

“All they have to do is show me that they’re carrying a weapon or they can show me their concealed weapons permit and they can get the discount,” says All Around Pizza owner, Jay Laze. So far, Laze says the response has been great. Brendan Kelly openly carries his handgun and says it’s nice to see a business appreciate customers like him.

Of course, this is nothing new. Banks have been offering gun-lovers programs like this for over a hundred years now, in which you show your gun or hand over a statement of gun ownership to a teller and receive all the cash the bank has on hand. Hopefully other Virginia Beach businesses won't have to suffer through a bunch of customers waving their guns around and asking about their discount policies.

 

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1
Funny.
It's too bad people don't understand that in certain communities gun ownership and concealed carry are a point of pride. In other areas, this is shunned/feared.
Posted by GabrielDiesel on February 18, 2013 at 11:04 AM
2
I was disappointed to learn this wasn't a WA business. Though I don't normally get carryout pizza, when I do I enjoy showing off my new holster.
Posted by GabrielDiesel on February 18, 2013 at 11:07 AM
3
That's nice. I like feel good stories.
Posted by Lew Siffer on February 18, 2013 at 11:11 AM
4
Hm, I wonder if he'd give me a discount if I showed up with a holstered water pistol. Just thinking out loud here...
Posted by jt on February 18, 2013 at 11:17 AM
Max Solomon 5
@1: other than the Concealed Carry "community", which communities are those? the Southside Chicago Gang "community"? The Taliban "community"?

help me to understand.
Posted by Max Solomon on February 18, 2013 at 11:32 AM
mrbarky 6
@5 - It's the same community that likes "showing off their new holsters" to people that work in pizza places making them nervous.
Posted by mrbarky on February 18, 2013 at 11:37 AM
Phoebe in Wallingford 7
So what? To each their own. Nobody's getting hurt.
Posted by Phoebe in Wallingford on February 18, 2013 at 11:55 AM
Knat 8
@7: Will you say that again after a pissed off customer with poor impulse control shoots one of the minimum wage employees because he forgot to hold the olives?
Posted by Knat on February 18, 2013 at 12:57 PM
Urgutha Forka 9
Isn't the point of "concealed" carry so that nobody knows you have it?

If you keep showing everyone your concealed firearm, it's not really concealed anymore.
Posted by Urgutha Forka on February 18, 2013 at 12:57 PM
Phoebe in Wallingford 10
@8: Non sequitur.
Posted by Phoebe in Wallingford on February 18, 2013 at 2:04 PM
11
What's the over/under on total wounded fatties?
Posted by Can't Wait on February 18, 2013 at 2:06 PM
Sandiai 12
What a funny (not "ha ha") thing to see on the JoeMyGod website: gun ads alongside the sexy underwear ads. I particularly like the guy with a pistol on one hip and a BABY on the other.
Posted by Sandiai on February 18, 2013 at 2:33 PM
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn 13
What could go wrong?

Add to the list of crazy laws the NRA has pushed through: outrageous liability protection for gun owners and gun manufacturers. We all know that you can easily be sued if your speech or publication causes injury or loss, First Amendment notwithstanding. Yet for the nuts, anything tangentially connected with the special amendment the amendment that plays by its own rules, is required to have all sorts of extra consideration.

We can change that. You should be able to sue gun owners, and establishments that encourage irresponsible behavior with guns, for any injuries that ensue. Look how many people got shot on Gun Appreciation Day. In that case, and in this one, it has a lot to do with the type of loony gun owners you draw together in a crowd.

You should be able to sue gun owners for not storing their guns safely, and not carrying them safely too.
Posted by Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn http://youtu.be/zu-akdyxpUc on February 18, 2013 at 2:46 PM
Sandiai 14
@12, and now the ads are gone.
Posted by Sandiai on February 18, 2013 at 3:55 PM
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@13. You can sue gun owners for damages caused by negligence..
Common tort law, with no exceptions.
Posted by pupuguru on February 18, 2013 at 5:36 PM
GeneStoner 16
Does anyone actually read Cthulu's bloviating posts? I don't. It has not learned how to be succinct...
Posted by GeneStoner on February 18, 2013 at 8:38 PM
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn 17
@15

Leaving your gun unlocked is not considered negligence. It's one of the reasons the NRA has fought making them mandatory.
Posted by Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn http://youtu.be/zu-akdyxpUc on February 18, 2013 at 9:08 PM

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