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Friday, February 15, 2013

The Better Bombshell

Posted by on Fri, Feb 15, 2013 at 9:36 AM

The Better Bombshell project—pairing artists and writers to imagine a better bombshell—began as an idea for a zine by three Seattle artists, Charlotte Austin (writer), Siolo Thompson (painter), and Amanda Paredes (graphic designer). Now, it's a blog and a full-fledged book. Tomorrow at 7:30 pm at Elliott Bay is the first bookstore reading, and it features novelist Carolyn Turgeon, who also runs a "delicate, ladylike blog for mermaids and the humans who love them"; Allison Williams, an editor for Seattle Met, who'll read from her exit interview with a superhero; and Nicholas Dighiera, an "international facial hair champion."

I like that the project crosses earnest sociology with creative monkeying around. How would you redefine the female role model—especially if you didn't have to follow any rules of the real world in figuring it out? In the Better Bombshell, "words and images work together to push both further into the void than either could reach alone."

Below is a kickass example from the book. It's called "Dear Destiny." Seattle painter Deborah Scott created the imagery, then Alaska author Heather Lende wrote the story.

Deborah Scott, Facing Life and Destiny, 2012, oil and mixed media on canvas, 40 by 24 inches
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  • Deborah Scott, Facing Life and Destiny, 2012, oil and mixed media on canvas, 40 by 24 inches
Dear Destiny,

When I was a child I wished I were a boy. I fished, climbed trees, and played baseball as well, or better than my best friend Kevin did. After he got an air rifle, I asked for one for my birthday. My mother, who taught in a Quaker school said no, and furthermore, I should be grateful to be a female, because I’d never have to serve in the Army. Even my father, who had shown me how to break in my Wilson fielder’s glove by rubbing it with oil and putting it under my pillow overnight, said no.

This made me want a gun even more. I saved my allowance. I nagged. Finally, my father said we could make one, and so we fashioned a pistol from a piece of driftwood, which even after I sanded and varnished it remained a fat stick shaped, sort of, like a gun. [continued]

One night we were invited over to Kevin’s house to see an Army public relations film fea- turing his brother running through a Vietnamese swamp, leaping over trenches, and shooting at an unseen enemy.
Later, over a game of catch, I asked Kevin if his brother had ever killed anyone. Kevin said sure, that’s what soldiers do.

For my birthday Kevin didn’t give me a cap gun or an air rifle. He and his mother picked out a peach sleeveless blouse with darts on the chest.

When I was fifty, I finally got a real gun. My husband gave me a bolt-action .22 caliber Ruger rifle with a scope. I had already joined him on hunts for mountain goat, bear, and moose near our Alaskan home. But I hadn’t carried a weapon, and he thought it was time I pulled the trigger.

My mini-rifle works just like his larger ones do. Loading, aiming, and firing are all the same on the little .22 as they are on his .270 and larger .338. My husband suggested that before I take down big game, I practice on rabbits and grouse near our cabin in the woods.

I imagined I’d be like Meryl Streep in “Out of Africa,” you know, walk around in tweeds, shoot birds all day and then sip Scotch, neat, while I charmed my male companions with clever stories around the fire. A modern huntress with brains. Instead of writing for Woman’s Day, I could have a column in Sports Afield. Me, and Tom McGuane.

I’d never had Scotch before and the Laphroaig I bought because I heard it was the best tasted like rubbing alcohol. Also, the bird hunting around here is not the stuff of nostalgic magazine spreads. There are no crisp leaves underfoot. There is mud and snow. The best grouse hunting is in the spring, when it is cold and wet.

When we hear the mating call of the male grouse, an amplified version of the “hoo-hoo” Kevin and I used to make by blowing over Coke bottles, my husband and I dress in rain gear, strap on plastic snow-shoes, and hike up to tree-line. We chase after a calling grouse for almost an hour, post-holing across a steep mountainside until we spot him in a clump of spruce trees.

“You shoot it. I’ll get the next one,” my husband whispers.

I want to see the look of admiration in his eyes when I pop that bird off the branch, and later, when he tells his friends about it over my equally impressive wild grouse Coq au Vin.

I load and sight my weapon on the gray-blue bird about the size of my pet hens. “Where do I shoot him?”

“Knock his head off. Then you won’t ruin the breast meat,” my husband says.

The bird doesn’t move, but calls again, exposing a rich yellow throat. I look at my husband. “The neck then. You decide.”

I line up my cross-hairs.

“You can do it,” my husband says.

I know I can.

But I’m not going to.

Which is a long way of saying, drop the rifle, dear.

Recycle it into a pruning hook. Then button up your shirt, un-tuck that lovely maple leaf from your hair and hold it gently in your capable young hands. Don’t wait forty years to realize you are better than this. You can change the world and you must. Did you know that there are more women than men in America, and that more of us vote? When you grow up don’t become the sexiest sniper in the platoon. Instead, make this country of yours stop spending billions on bombs and exploiting women and children in a pornographic film industry that’s larger than major league sports and Hollywood. Listen to your old hippie grandma. I am not a crone. I love you, and I know a few things, especially that blooms, birds, and blessings are better than bombshells.

 

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1
wow, that ... went kinda sideways at the end. hunting your own food leads to child pornography?

I'm not sure what the moral of this story was.
Posted by canajun-eh on February 15, 2013 at 9:50 AM
Pope Peabrain 2
I was with her, too, until she went after women acting in porn. Fuck you.
Posted by Pope Peabrain on February 15, 2013 at 10:04 AM
Matt the Engineer 3
Vanilla story for such a colorful picture. I would have gone post-apocalyptic.
Posted by Matt the Engineer on February 15, 2013 at 10:11 AM
Cornichon 4
Would like to point out, FWIW, that one of the presenters of "21st Century Bombshells" is the remarkable Ming Lauren Holden, whose "Survival Girls" essay describes young women in Congo who cope with the trauma in their lives through creative writing. She's the cousin of, ahem, the Stranger's own Dominic Holden.
Posted by Cornichon http://cornichon.org on February 15, 2013 at 11:08 AM
Theodore Gorath 5
Something tells me this particular person will not be vilified for taking a liking to guns.
Posted by Theodore Gorath on February 15, 2013 at 11:22 AM
6
@2, Took the words out of my mouth. Gun and bombs=porn? WTF? And normal porn is the same as child porn? For fuck's sake!?
Posted by Spike1382 on February 15, 2013 at 12:03 PM
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@5 - Your true colors come out every so often.
Posted by But I Help teh Ladies! on February 15, 2013 at 12:23 PM
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn 8
@5

What's wrong with liking guns? I like shooting guns. Love it -- it's a blast.

I also like narcotic painkillers. Love them, in fact. But that doesn't mean I think I'd be better off with a stash of Percocet in my house. And I don't think passing painkillers out to the population at large with no questions asked is a good idea either. There must be limits.

Most gun owners support the same things I do: allowing scientists to study the causes of gun deaths, universal background checks, limiting magazine size, giving law enforcement what they need to do their job, and banning assault weapons. I don't have a problem with guns, and I don't have a problem with most gun owners.

I only have a problem with the NRA's bizarre, judicial activist notions about the Second Amendment, their lobbying efforts to help criminals and the mentally ill have unlimited access to guns, and their refusal to accept any measures in any way, shape, or form that mandate gun owners take responsibility for their guns and the harm they can cause.

Another day, another straw man from Theodore Gorath. Guess tomorrow will be more of the same.
Posted by Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn http://youtu.be/zu-akdyxpUc on February 15, 2013 at 12:41 PM
Matt the Engineer 9
One thing that bugged me was the lead up: "How would you redefine the female role model—especially if you didn't have to follow any rules of the real world in figuring it out?"

Then the story is something strongly inside the confines of our world. Yawn.
Posted by Matt the Engineer on February 15, 2013 at 1:26 PM
10
Horrible and false premise for a charity. This is disgusting self promotion and self publication of a worthless book considering a young girl has no interest in the artists nor topic(s). Maybe promoting women who really truly provide good role models for others would be valuable. This is a showcase of mediocrity not of any valuable worth such as ohhh lets see maybe a genuine honorable roll model such as Belinda Gates?
Posted by Truthreality on February 15, 2013 at 1:46 PM
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To say nothing of comparing Laphroig to rubbing alcohol. A person of no discernment whatsoever.
Posted by DavidJ on February 15, 2013 at 2:54 PM

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