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Thursday, February 14, 2013

The Stranger's Reader Valentines by the Numbers

Posted by on Thu, Feb 14, 2013 at 11:00 AM

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  • DEREK ERDMAN

Seattle is so full of love! This year we received over 1,300 love notes, and the majority of them are scattered throughout the pages of this week's Stranger. They're also all online here. Did you get one? Did you send one? Don't panic if you forgot! There are plenty of vague ones in there and you could just tell your crush that one of those is from you. Romantic!

Now here are some fun facts, courtesy of all your sweet messages.

Number of times the word "love" appears: 1,147

Number of times the words "Valentine" and/or "Valentine's" appears: 201.

Number of times the word "baby" appears: 75

Number of times the word "sexy" appears: 38

Number of times Bob Ross is mentioned: 1

Number of times the word "pigfucker" appears: 0

Number of marriage proposals: 2

Number of times someone mentioned someone's ass or butt: 84

Number of times someone mentioned someone's boobs, breasts, tits, or "bajubblies": 16

Number of times someone typed "your" when they should've used "you're": 7

Number of valentines that were submitted and then requested to be removed: 2

Number of valentines that were too mean to print: 1

Happy Valentine's Day!

 

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Theodore Gorath 1
Please post the one that was too mean to print...with any identifying information scrubbed of course.
Posted by Theodore Gorath on February 14, 2013 at 11:33 AM · Report this
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LET'S SEE THAT MEAN ONE!
Posted by sadlilboy on February 14, 2013 at 11:54 AM · Report this
Fnarf 3
Let's see those bajubblies!
Posted by Fnarf http://www.facebook.com/fnarf on February 14, 2013 at 11:55 AM · Report this
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Number of times the word "rabbit" appears: 6

Number of times the word "rabbit" is used as a sexual reference: 0
Posted by Zuulabelle http://www.mellophant.com on February 14, 2013 at 2:10 PM · Report this
Daddy Love 5
Now I just wish i'd said pigfucker.
Posted by Daddy Love on February 14, 2013 at 8:48 PM · Report this

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