Slog

News & Arts

The Stranger Suggests

Critics' Best Bets
Music Arts & Food

Line Out

Music & the City
at Night

  |  

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Sex Overheard in the Office

Posted by on Wed, Feb 13, 2013 at 12:16 PM

"I can only think of two kinds of handjobs. Left hand, right hand. Or both hands! There's three."

 

Comments (12) RSS

Oldest First Unregistered On Registered On Add a comment
julie russell 1
Handy w/ balls in mouth, handy w/ tip in mouth.
Posted by julie russell http:// on February 13, 2013 at 12:46 PM
rob! 2
You should have seen me on the long strokes...
They felt so neat; I used my feet!
Posted by rob! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZBdUceCL5U on February 13, 2013 at 12:54 PM
this guy I know in Spokane 3
Do face-to-face, side-by-side, & reacharound count? Or are those just different kinds of sprinkles on the same cupcake?
Posted by this guy I know in Spokane on February 13, 2013 at 12:56 PM
rob! 4
Mmmm, sprinkles.
Posted by rob! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZBdUceCL5U on February 13, 2013 at 1:03 PM
Agent Michael Scarn 5
What about a, uh, stranger? I have a friend who says that's a fourth kind.
Posted by Agent Michael Scarn http://twitter.com/Jukebox_Hobo on February 13, 2013 at 1:05 PM
julie russell 6
The microphone tap. One hand strokes while one taps the tip...is thing on?
Posted by julie russell http:// on February 13, 2013 at 1:05 PM
7
No, no, no -- there are four. Left and right, sure. But also reverse or regular. Regular is how a guy beats off (pinky toward the base and nuts), reverse is how a girl beats a guy off (thumb and index finger toward the base).
Posted by carnivorous chicken on February 13, 2013 at 1:25 PM
this guy I know in Spokane 8
@7 -- It's called "western grip" when you do it yourself.
Posted by this guy I know in Spokane on February 13, 2013 at 1:34 PM
9
#8 For the win!
Posted by CPN on February 13, 2013 at 1:48 PM
10
I thought western grip was thumb towards the base?
Posted by Seattle14 on February 13, 2013 at 2:46 PM
Cook 11
what about the ole' OPHJ?
Posted by Cook on February 13, 2013 at 4:36 PM
this guy I know in Spokane 12
@10 -- that's what I meant. Should have been clearer.
Posted by this guy I know in Spokane on February 13, 2013 at 5:53 PM

Add a comment

Advertisement
 

Want great deals and a chance to win tickets to the best shows in Seattle? Join The Stranger Presents email list!


All contents © Index Newspapers, LLC
1535 11th Ave (Third Floor), Seattle, WA 98122
Contact Info | Privacy Policy | Terms of Use | Takedown Policy