In response to yesterday's awful story about the AP memo referring to people in gay marriages as "couples or partners," the ever-delightful Fake AP Stylebook on Twitter has chimed in with a great, sarcastic "tip" for all the Fake Reporters who use Fake AP Style:

Avoid using "husband" or "wife" in reference to same-sex married couples; instead use "roommates" or "confirmed co-bachelors."

— Fake AP Stylebook (@FakeAPStylebook) February 13, 2013

Here's something I shouldn't have to write in 2013: Separate-but-equal isn't equal.