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Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Can You Make It All the Way Through This Video Compilation of Marco Rubio Dry Mouth Moments?

Posted by on Wed, Feb 13, 2013 at 11:00 AM

I couldn't.


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Posted by Barney Stinson on February 13, 2013 at 11:07 AM · Report this
biffp 2
Must be from all those corporate blowjobs?
Posted by biffp on February 13, 2013 at 11:17 AM · Report this
another GOP trainwreck. keep em comin'
Posted by kwodell on February 13, 2013 at 11:17 AM · Report this
The Beatles 4
He's clearly hoping for all Americans to come together--in his mouth.
Posted by The Beatles on February 13, 2013 at 11:40 AM · Report this
The GOP is bordering on performance art at this point.
Posted by nikolai on February 13, 2013 at 11:46 AM · Report this
2 explanations:

You know how they used to test to see if people were telling the truth during the inquisitions? Was Rubio telling whoppers?


Somebody gave Rubio a really big peanut butter sandwich just before the speech. That's the way they used to get the horse "Mr. Ed" to talk.

Posted by Seattle Slave on February 13, 2013 at 12:04 PM · Report this
biffp 7
Pretty embarassing to be teased on the morning shows.
Posted by biffp on February 13, 2013 at 12:06 PM · Report this
lolorhone 8
Two things:
1. That Rubio is one of the more intelligent of the GOP bobbleheads makes me feel good about 2016 (for those who actually watched that bullshit response).
2. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. That is all.
Posted by lolorhone on February 13, 2013 at 1:03 PM · Report this
Awww. The poor pwetty boy was nervous. I think he weally, weally wants to be Pwesident someday.
Posted by Functional Atheist on February 13, 2013 at 1:05 PM · Report this
Zotz 10
That weird grin at the end should be posted everywhere. He will never live it down.
Posted by Zotz on February 13, 2013 at 1:23 PM · Report this
OutInBumF 11
Cotton-mouth from smokin' the weed. That's what! I find myself often in his shoes. I'm surprised Dan didn't mention it.
He is a pretty one, tho. If he can manage to keep his retro-grade Rethug beliefs from the American people, he's the one to watch in 2016.
Posted by OutInBumF on February 13, 2013 at 1:43 PM · Report this
Rhett Oracle 12
Unctuousness personified.

Posted by Rhett Oracle on February 13, 2013 at 1:48 PM · Report this
SoapMacTavish 13
I made it all the way I get a prize?
Posted by SoapMacTavish on February 13, 2013 at 3:11 PM · Report this
Obviously intentional. How else would the Republicans get anyone to watch their rebuttal, or know/care who Marco Rubio is? Would the Stranger be covering it at all unless he drank the water? Evil geniuses...stop covering it.
Posted by Sterno on February 13, 2013 at 3:15 PM · Report this
seatackled 15
Seinfeld did an episode on this with a sax player.…
Posted by seatackled on February 13, 2013 at 4:03 PM · Report this
Who gives a flying fuck about his dry mouth or his (gasp!) taking a drink of water?

It's the bullcrap nonsense he spews that we should be put off by. What he says, how he votes. Yet what happens? All anybody wants to talk about today is the damned bottle of water, making it about appearances rather than his right-wing ideology.

Posted by rainbird on February 13, 2013 at 4:21 PM · Report this
Free Lunch 17
Did you ever smear peanut butter on the roof of your dog's mouth? It looks a lot like this.
Posted by Free Lunch on February 13, 2013 at 7:07 PM · Report this
beatgrl 18
I did it! Man, he must have been nervous.
Posted by beatgrl on February 13, 2013 at 7:15 PM · Report this
lolorhone 19
Sorry to get shallow, but who the fuck thinks he's pretty? Certified gay dude here, and trust me, Rubio will not be entered into the Hatefuck account at the spank bank. Ever.
Posted by lolorhone on February 13, 2013 at 8:28 PM · Report this
GeneStoner 20
This post just proves how hypocritical ya'll-Libs are, with your ad hominem insults and shit. Fakes & Phonies all of you.

@12, Funny, unctuousness (actually smarmy) is what what I thought when I watched Obama Tuesday night. You people are so gullible to believe that shit. LOL.

People deserve the government they vote for, and they deserve to get it good and hard.
Posted by GeneStoner on February 13, 2013 at 11:55 PM · Report this
Wow, that was the fakest grin I ever so a public figure make.

And isn't this the ignorant idiot who said he doesn't know how old the Earth is, that it is debatable?

America, you need to wake the fuck up before you become a third world country, it is unacceptable that a developed country has the entire other major political party like that.
Posted by Falcor on February 14, 2013 at 12:47 AM · Report this
debug 22
@16 Lighten up Francis

Was there was a bunch of subtle policy details we idiots missed laughing at Cotton-Mouth Rubio instead of the same old yadda-yadda? No.

There's no shame in laughing at a terrible political performance and this one beat Jindal's "Mr. Rogers / volcano gaffe" by a mile.

@20 If you're attempting to come off as more intelligent than the people you're trolling you might not want to use, and certainly should never misspell, a common colloquialism such as "y'all".
Posted by debug on February 14, 2013 at 1:00 PM · Report this
smajor82 23
@20 I agree that I deserve to get it good and hard. I don't think "proves" means what you think it does, though. And as @22 points out, there is a wonderful irony in messing up "y'all". Thanks for the laugh.
Posted by smajor82 on February 14, 2013 at 1:29 PM · Report this
GeneStoner 24
Typical of small-thinking Libs; Focusing on the apostrophe and completely missing the point. LOL

Fakes and Phonies the lot of you.
Posted by GeneStoner on February 15, 2013 at 9:15 AM · Report this
lolorhone 25
@24: Typical of small-thinking conservatives; Making a slogan in lieu of a cogent argument. LOL

Hucksters and liars the lot of you.
Posted by lolorhone on February 17, 2013 at 4:44 PM · Report this

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