The Wet Spots performed this song—and a few others—at 7:30 this morning during a benefit for Options for Sexual Health, a.k.a. the Planned Parenthood of British Columbia. I'd never seen the Wet Spots perform live and they were great—even first thing in the morning, even over hotel ballroom eggs. The Wet Spot's "Texas Annie (You Can't Buy a Dildo Texas)" after the jump...