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Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Film What Do You Think of the Fast & Furious 6 Trailer?

Posted by Paul Constant on Tue, Feb 5, 2013 at 3:30 PM

Welp! They have officially made a half-dozen Fast & Furious movies. Here's the trailer for the sixth, out this May:

It looks like Hollywood is finally cutting the middleman out and letting cocaine direct its own movies without human involvement. What do you think?

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I'd just like to point out that this might be the greatest series of movies ever made.

And yes, that's a statement of fact - not an opinion.

Posted by MarkM on February 5, 2013 at 3:42 PM

Where is "I haven't seen an FF movie, but this looks fun"?

Posted by Hanoumatoi on February 5, 2013 at 3:42 PM

Where's the "Needs more gay sex" option?

Posted by Sir Vic on February 5, 2013 at 3:44 PM

How do we get vampires involved? Kids like vampires, right? "Nosferatu Fast, Nosferatu Furious"! That's it! It'll make a billion.

Posted by levide on February 5, 2013 at 3:47 PM

I don't know, seems like it could have been faster and a little more furious.

Posted by seandr on February 5, 2013 at 3:52 PM

I'm kinda liking the suggestions from @3 and @4.

Also, I was confused by the poll option for "I stopped going to these movies UNTIL they brought in The Rock..." Where is the option for "I stopped going to these movies AS SOON AS they brought in The Rock"?

Nothing against The Rock per se. Truthfully, I stopped watching the movies when the third one had neither Vin Diesel nor Paul Walker in it. Everything just stopped making sense at that point.

Posted by MLM on February 5, 2013 at 4:16 PM

Never seen a single one of the FF series but seeing this makes me confused as to why there are so many guns involved. Wasn't this a racing movie?

Posted by michael bell on February 5, 2013 at 4:23 PM

@6

You're really missing out on one of the best movies if you skipped #3. F&F: Tokyo Drift is one of the finest movies in the series. You go in expecting that it's going to be full of bad acting, machismo, hot cars, and extreme orientalism - AND THEN IT SATISFIES ON ALL COUNTS!!!

So my recommendation is that you watch it (even if you skip 4/5/6)

Posted by MarkM on February 5, 2013 at 4:29 PM

Fast and Furious 6

Brought to you by Brawndo... it's got electrolytes!

Posted by Urgutha Forka on February 5, 2013 at 4:29 PM

I think it's pretty ludacris.

Posted by Gern Blanston on February 5, 2013 at 4:43 PM

@8: Oh sweetie, it's not like I haven't seen #3 on, you know, Saturday afternoon hangover TV at least five times. No, just no. Not worth it.

Posted by MLM on February 5, 2013 at 4:59 PM

When does Speed Buggy show up?

Posted by Will in Seattle

on February 5, 2013 at 5:01 PM

These movies are basically non-stop gay sex, only with cars.

Posted by blip on February 5, 2013 at 5:11 PM

When did they stop titling the movies like a scoreboard: Fast 5 Furious 3 ?

I figured the next film would be especially focused on furiousness since it needed to catch up.

Posted by d.p. on February 5, 2013 at 5:11 PM

It's like Lord of the Rings for a different sort of nerd. I'm cool with it.

Posted by undead ayn rand on February 5, 2013 at 5:11 PM

I think this movie is not for me. I giggled while watching the trailer. Giggled at parts that I'm sure they thought were supposed to be cool. I'm pretty sure giggling wasn't the intended response.

I'll pass.

Posted by Reverse Polarity on February 5, 2013 at 5:28 PM