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Monday, February 4, 2013

Hitchhiker Kills Someone with an Ax; Proclaimed a Hero (And I Agree)

Posted by on Mon, Feb 4, 2013 at 12:14 PM

Meet Kai (straight out of Dogtown!) who is the most hilarious, deadly surfer dude/hitchhiker you will ever meet. Listen to his totally insane description of taking his ax and "smash, smash, SUH-MASHing" the head of an alleged rapist who nearly went on a Jesus-fueled killing spree, and... okay, this is far too complicated to explain. Just listen to the story, and then delete every news site you have bookmarked, because this is the greatest news story you will ever hear and there's no need to listen to or read anything else. HUMANITY HAS REACHED ITS APEX!!

UPDATE: This video has either been blocked or "smash, smash, SUH-MASHED" with an ax. Watch it here!


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stinkbug 1
Please read the slog occasionally, Stranger writers. :(
Posted by stinkbug on February 4, 2013 at 12:29 PM · Report this
Also, the guy wasn't killed via the hatchet according to the original story. I think he was hit with the blunt end of the hatchet.
Posted by Faber on February 4, 2013 at 12:31 PM · Report this
Yesterday's news... Also, as @2 noted, the suspect was not killed, but arrested and charged.
Posted by Pol Pot on February 4, 2013 at 12:39 PM · Report this
"This video is private" :(
Posted by UNPAID COMMENTER on February 4, 2013 at 1:15 PM · Report this
Posted by deadrose on February 4, 2013 at 1:18 PM · Report this
if he'd done it with a gun, you'd be crucifying him.
Posted by jrgjr on February 4, 2013 at 1:27 PM · Report this
Dude ! ! Humanity reached its apex when the forces of natured conspired to produce:

Wm.™ Steven Humphrey

'Nuff said . . . .
Posted by sgt_doom on February 4, 2013 at 2:15 PM · Report this

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