Local Druggies are Chopping Down Trees: "The tree poaching has become so rampant that the Sheriff's Office now has a designated deputy who patrols the forest trying to prevent thieves from cutting down trees that have been growing for many decades."
Are You Fucking Kidding Me?: A "gay" dog was abandoned by his owner after the owner saw the dog mount another male dog, and now the dog might be put down since he has no home. GOOD JOB, HUMANS. WAY TO BE WINNERS.
Speaking of Terrible Humans: "Pastor claimed his penis had been anointed with the 'Holy Spirit divine semen' and raped his faithful."
Sobrino Valdeci Picanto, 59, was arrested in Apore, GoiÁs, Brazil, for raping several women attending his church. He gave as an excuse that his penis had been consecrated with “divine semen of the Holy Spirit.”
A 23-year-old young woman, who prefers to remain anonymous said, “He has convinced us that only God could come into our lives through the mouth.”