We regret any instance where we did not fully deliver on our promise to our customers. We freshly bake our bread throughout the day in our more than 38,000 restaurants in 100 countries worldwide, and we have redoubled our efforts to ensure consistency and correct length in every sandwich we serve. Our commitment remains steadfast to ensure that every Subway Footlong sandwich is 12 inches at each location worldwide.
Translation: "Please don't sic your job-killing socialist regulatory drones on us, President Obama. We'll try to make our footlong sandwiches an actual foot long from now on." So, hooray, that's been settled. Now, let's all please stop eating at Subway forever. Whenever you even entertain the thought of eating at Subway, there's always a better sandwich shop somewhere nearby.