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Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Cats What I Learned from this Woman Who Eats Cat Hair

Posted by Wm.™ Steven Humphrey on Tue, Jan 29, 2013 at 11:16 AM

Here's what I learned from this video of a woman who eats cat hair (as featured in the TLC show, My Strange Addiction, returning Feb 13):

1) It's not The Mercury's Alison Hallett!

2) Cat hair tastes like cotton candy—almost.

3) Her sister Andromeda doesn't approve of her eating cat hair. And yet, her name is "Andromeda"! WHY SO JUDGE-Y, ANDROMEDA?? YOUR NAME IS ANDROMEDA!!!

4) Never mind #2—cat hair actually has more of a cotton ball taste. Even less of a taste than human hair, which we all know tastes like Salisbury Steak. OMG, I WOULD KILL FOR SOME SALISBURY STEAK RIGHT NOW!

5) The best way to eat cat hair is to lick it right off the cat. Well, of course it is, and... ALISON! Stop licking your cat!!!

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Toxoplasmosis infection alters the brain of the victim so that they are attracted to felines. The next stage of the parasite's life cycle can only occur in the digestive system of a cat.

Posted by auntie jim on January 29, 2013 at 11:39 AM

Creepy

Posted by spamky on January 29, 2013 at 12:03 PM

W M T M Steven Humphrey why would you ruin my morning so!

Any why couldn't i resist watching the entirety of that awful, awful video! AGGHH

Posted by michael bell on January 29, 2013 at 12:12 PM

I wish she could just become a cat

Posted by julieo on January 29, 2013 at 12:12 PM

Lesbian UR doing it wrong...

Posted by Cracker Jack on January 29, 2013 at 12:26 PM

Hope she also likes the taste of grass.

Posted by Dougsf on January 29, 2013 at 12:26 PM

The autostart police are coming to shove cat hair down Mr. Humphrey's throat.

Posted by TVDinner

on January 29, 2013 at 12:32 PM

It's time to stop putting mentally ill people on television.

Posted by very bad homo on January 29, 2013 at 12:49 PM

Guess it's just another way to eat pussy!

Posted by What has America Become? on January 29, 2013 at 1:00 PM

Gross gross gross. My day is worse for reading this post; I'll skip the video.

Gross. Gross.

Posted by Zebes

on January 29, 2013 at 1:09 PM

@8: Wrong. People with mental illnesses should be on TV, but not stereotyped or used as a freak show.

Posted by delirian on January 29, 2013 at 1:42 PM

Well, my cat IS trying a new shampoo called "Carnival Cotton Candy" for cats. And she certianly seems to think her fur tastes AMAZING!! I mean after she showers she just starts in licking herself.

*picture various cats, assumed to be female* slow motion running across your screen, their fur bouncing along. An announcer comes on and says "Be all you can be! Make your fur..Cotton Candy!"*

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on January 29, 2013 at 2:05 PM

@11, what about the GOP debates?

Posted by Last of the Time Lords on January 29, 2013 at 2:25 PM

Argh, this video is auto-playing on my iphone every time I load Slog. This last happened when you posted that Will Ferrell "What Would Drew Barrymore Like?" Video so obviously you have your very own, special (annoying) way of embedding videos.

Posted by JenV on January 29, 2013 at 2:56 PM

Sounds like a pretty straightforward case of pica, the urge to eat things that aren't food.

Posted by Orv on January 29, 2013 at 4:26 PM