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Posted by Unpaid Intern on Sun, Jan 27, 2013 at 7:24 AM
Posted by news intern Jocelyn Macdonald
North Korea Plans to Test Nuclear Weapons: Satellite photos and a fair amount of swagger from Kim's administration point to a go-for-launch status on nuclear weapons testing in North Korea in the next few weeks.
Prison Riot and Gunbattle in Venezuela: So far 61 are dead out of 120 injured in a prison uprising. The National Guard and inmates armed with weapons obtained through corrupt guards volleyed gunfire and explosives.
Experts point to the lack of safety for prisoners and an almost unbelievable level of overcrowding:
Venezuela currently has 33 prisons built to hold about 12,000 inmates, but officials have said the prisons' population is about 47,000.
Of course this number is paltry compared to the per capita incarceration in America, the number-one jailer worldwide.
Time to Change the Locks: Hacktivist group Anonymous honors the memory of Aaron Swartz by hijacking the US Sentencing Commission's website. Remember folks, never use a pet's name or a birth date in your password.
Great Flood of Obamacare Lawsuits: Even Mennonites are joining the fight against cost- and life-saving reproductive justice measures in the Affordable Care Act. The number of cases will probably send the question of who pays for contraception to the Supreme Court.
Well-Worn Missile Tube Turned In at BuyBack: Can't wait til that thing's melted down.
Tax the Rich for Education: Sen. Ed Murray proposes a small capital gains tax to address the state's constitutional duty to fund education.
Joint Base Lewis McChord Specialist Wants to Make Herstory: Spc. Heidi Olson is considering climbing the military ladder now that women are being officially recognized for their work on the front lines.
Under the Milkyway Tonight: Dung beetles use the stars to navigate their nightly commute.
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Someday, thousands of years from now, the archaeologists are going to dig up the remains of our civilization. I wonder what they'll think of a country where heavy munitions are as common as dirt, and where medical care is as rare as it gets.
Given that the stuff that gets dug up is usually the most common things, I wonder if they won't find copies of Glenn Beck's books or The National Enquirer or a Beiber CD and base their assumptions of what our society was like on those artifacts.
How barbaric we will look to these future archeologists searching for clues about life in the once great American Empire. When all they find are paranoid rants and weapons, hyperbolic descriptions of each other, and crocs (because styrofoam clothing will outlast cotton or silk), that's the legacy the children of the far-flung future will learn about in school, that's the image they will have of you and I.
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Or use ColdFusion running on IIS...
Someday, thousands of years from now, the archaeologists are going to dig up the remains of our civilization.
TacomaTraveler, you're so optimistic.
It's more than a little disturbing some of the buybacks were to J Random Person rather than the city buyback program. Along with the good, did Seattle just set up a particuarly unchecked private gun sale?
Also, what's the point of buying and melting down a used and inoperable missile launcher? Shouldn't that money have been used to buy back an actual weapon which could have been used to hurt somebody?
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Anon vs. the USA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pla…
http://ricks.foreignpolicy.com/posts/201…
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/201…
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-01-26…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pla…
http://www.breathingearth.net/
Secret Owners Conduit of the Day:
AR ASSET MANAGMENT INC
Just imagine how collectively aghast and what consensus there would be that it was enormously fucked up if, in looking back to the Roman Empire the way a historical lens would look back on the American Empire...that a portion of society stole, affected, and ruined countless fortunes --at the threat of the stability and foundation of the entire society--without recourse, while plebeians were thrown in dungeons for stealing bread. It would be so clear how unjustified and deleterious to the Empire it was. Yikes. But presently, nobody cares.
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http://www.nytimes.com/2007/04/10/busine…
I note that with all the yelling about Kansas about to eliminate income tax, it has one of the higher property tax rates at 2.09% (even higher is Texas at 2.57).
Meanwhile Washington, a state full of wealthy property owners and asset holders constantly cries "Poor" while taxing at a paltry rate of 1.03%... among the lowest in the nation.
I don't see how landed deadbeats can get away with taxing the productive class in this way.
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Speaking of BPA I thought I would try switching from the local megamarkets to the small organic place nearby (yes, on Kent East Hill) for groceries.
So I bought a few items none of which set off any gluten scanners. However the cashier paused and noted that the $3.59 bag of pasta was sealed with rivets.
"Mmm...metal", she said.
Then when I opened the rice bread and took it from the standard plastic bag, it additional had a hard plastic tray container with a plastic seal on top...twice as much packaging as the ordinary loaf!
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There's quite a few novels based on this theme. The Toynbee Convector by Ray Bradbury is a favorite of mine. That one had a more positive outlook than the paragraph that I wrote above, but I'm more of a depressive person by character than Bradbury was.
More likely shooting someone for mean mugging them or to get some sneakers. Stealing bread? Thanks for the laff.
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