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Thursday, January 24, 2013

Newt Gingrich Identifies the Road Back for the GOP

Posted by on Thu, Jan 24, 2013 at 11:57 AM

Make guest appearances on sit-coms, urge your third wives to send stuffed animals to reality-show stars.

 

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Cato the Younger Younger 1
Newt should hang out with Slade from Real Housewives of Orange County...isn't that the guy who abandoned his son who was dying of cancer? I mean in that case Newt and Slade have something in common!

And the start of a wonderful friendship based on shared values.
Posted by Cato the Younger Younger on January 24, 2013 at 12:03 PM
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But isn't it better for them to do stupid but harmless things than organize an invasion of Iraq with no exit strategy?
Posted by DRF on January 24, 2013 at 12:26 PM
blip 3
Newt is just looking for an excuse to do an episode of "Wife Swap."
Posted by blip on January 24, 2013 at 12:38 PM
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Somebody send Newt that janky stuffed ocelot. See how happy that makes him.
Posted by originalcinner on January 24, 2013 at 3:01 PM
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How about keeping conservatism strictly fiscal/governmental and staying the fuck away from civil rights, civil liberties, and the losing side of history? Granted, I don't agree with that either but at least that position is sustainable in the face of progress.
Posted by lolorhone on January 24, 2013 at 4:16 PM
milemarker 6
Callista = Morticia Adams
Posted by milemarker on January 24, 2013 at 7:26 PM
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This turd of a human is now looking for what he's been looking all along: any shitty way he can make money.
Posted by snarkysnack on January 25, 2013 at 10:56 AM

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