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News & ArtsThursday, January 24, 2013
POT / Housekeeping I Can't Feel My Face
Posted by Goldy on Thu, Jan 24, 2013 at 1:58 PM
- Goldy | The Stranger
- Nothing increases office productivity more than complimentary pot pastries.
If you're wondering why Slog seems to be a little slow today, lookee here at what showed up on our editorial snack table!
14
oh, what a brilliant idea @13. I want a Stranger produced, edited and written entirely by high people.
13
This seems to be happening a lot. I look forward to the Stranger episode with the fractal cover filled with unintelligable reviews of cult movies and snack food.
Not that most readers could tell anything was different.
Not that most readers could tell anything was different.
12
Maybe The Slog is really fast today and it just seems slow ... didja think of that? Or is it the other way around ... did that think of you?
11
I don't engage in the marijuana anymore, being a dutiful municipal handmaiden who drives city vehicles and is subject to random testing, but I have always loved the smell of it. And I'm smelling a whole lot of marijuana on the streets of downtown recently.
Just this morning, I hitched a ride with Mr. Vel-DuRay, who is on jury duty. We pulled into one of those surface lots down by Chinatown, and this very well-dressed businesswoman in the car next to us was smoking a joint!
Just this morning, I hitched a ride with Mr. Vel-DuRay, who is on jury duty. We pulled into one of those surface lots down by Chinatown, and this very well-dressed businesswoman in the car next to us was smoking a joint!
10
@5, I don't know what you're talking about, that's a delicious looking brownie. The only perfectly uniform looking brownies are tasteless store-bought brownies.
8
@1 To be perfectly honest, I can feel my face. Last time I tried pot was a dozen years ago, and I didn't like it. Made my heart race.
5
why do pot brownies look so sloppy? I mean can we have some really good looking and tasty pot treats?
4
booooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnggggggggg.where the fuck is the real rob mckenna? i aint seen him in a while. ill bet he smokes some weed now too. oh wait, i mean don't do that rob. forget you read that part there.
3
My office just stocked up on Milk of Magnesia so we're having a little Dorli Rainey lookalike contest.
1
One of the perks of working for the Stranger. Not being fired for the occasional pot brownie snack. At my office, we get the joy of random drug testing, with the threat of being fired for having pot show up in our system. Because driving a computer the day after smoking a joint is dangerous.
Enjoy your high Goldy. Have a brownie for me too while you are at it.
Enjoy your high Goldy. Have a brownie for me too while you are at it.
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