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Monday, January 21, 2013

Zombie Apocalypse Hints: Go to this Ace Hardware!

Posted by on Mon, Jan 21, 2013 at 11:14 AM

Maybe you're no longer worried about the possibility of a zombie apocalypse—but it could still happen! And if it does, you're gonna want to run straight to the Ace Hardware. And not just any Ace Hardware but the one featured in this 10 minute, award-winning documentary short that is currently a Sundance fave, "When the Zombies Come."

Actual, bored Ace Hardware employees dream up a incredibly intricate plan to ward off a zombie invasion and the results are pretty goddamn HILARIOUS. (Plus this mini-movie really pissed off the Ace Hardware executives who are trying to get the film eradicated from the universe. Good luck, jerks!) WATCH IT!


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There's a gun right there in the still-frame. Shouldn't you be foaming at the mouth about that?
Posted by treehugger on January 21, 2013 at 11:31 AM · Report this
Knat 2
Yeah, this is a Sundance "official selection" film, all right. Only half way through a nine minute video, I was fighting drowsiness.
Posted by Knat on January 21, 2013 at 11:33 AM · Report this
pg13 3
"Everyone can come...just, no kids and no bitches...because it's all about survival. I mean, we're not there to take care of everybody."--2016 Republican National Convention Party Policy Plank
Posted by pg13 on January 21, 2013 at 11:42 AM · Report this
California Kid 4
Society collapses and there is still going to be power and water? Man are they in for a shock.
Posted by California Kid on January 21, 2013 at 11:49 AM · Report this
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@4: and taquitos.
Posted by doceb on January 21, 2013 at 11:51 AM · Report this
KingofQueenAnne 6
Ace hardware probably does not employ an edgy and forward-thinking marketing department. This is a positive viral opportunity that other brands would kill for.
Posted by KingofQueenAnne http://blingeejesus.blogspot.com on January 21, 2013 at 11:53 AM · Report this
Sargon Bighorn 7
ACE HARDWARE your employees "have nothing to do". Thought you should know.
Posted by Sargon Bighorn on January 21, 2013 at 12:11 PM · Report this
originalcinner 8
I'm afraid I was underwhelmed. My hopes were got up and my expectations were not met by that dull video of people talking and not actually *doing* anything.
Posted by originalcinner on January 21, 2013 at 12:17 PM · Report this
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then there's this: http://www.westlakehardware.com/specialt…

a part of the westlakew ace hardware website at http://www.westlakehardware.com
Posted by glen keenan on January 21, 2013 at 12:25 PM · Report this
10
LOL
"Just no kids and no bitches."

And unless you have your own water tank you will not have water.
Posted by fairly.unbalanced on January 21, 2013 at 12:35 PM · Report this
11
How are they planning on repopulating the earth with "no kids and no bitches"?
Posted by madcap on January 21, 2013 at 12:42 PM · Report this
12
what? I saw a trailer for this as an ad on a youtube video, and I assumed it was an ACE hardware ad.
Posted by drivel on January 21, 2013 at 1:17 PM · Report this
13
Who hasn't done this at their workplace?

Posted by Neurotic Cat on January 21, 2013 at 1:30 PM · Report this
14
Gave up at 2:25. Boring.
Posted by alexandria on January 21, 2013 at 3:05 PM · Report this
Ballard Pimp 16
Gas is only $3.08? No wonder zombies want to go there.
Posted by Ballard Pimp on January 21, 2013 at 10:02 PM · Report this

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