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Thursday, January 17, 2013

Now I've Seen Everything: Two Dogs Arguing on Skype

Posted by on Thu, Jan 17, 2013 at 10:52 AM

Welcome to Slog's newest series "Now I've Seen Everything" in which I see something I've never seen before, proclaim "Now I've seen everything!" and then kill myself. Today in things I've never seen (but now that I have, I've seen everything), are two dogs arguing with each other over Skype. Not over the concept of Skype, but actually Skyping each other and arguing! And what's even more infuriating is that the argument that the two dogs are having isn't even all that interesting. Something about someone being promised a bone, and not receiving it? WHO CARES, DOGS?? You are the first two dogs to ever Skype!! Can't you fucking get along for two fucking seconds and make some fucking history by talking about something that fucking MATTERS? Like, I don't know... gun control... or the fiscal cliff... or how it's wrong to make fun of people with dreadlocks? GAHH! Well, on the upside I don't have to kill myself because until two dogs actually say something of merit to each other on Skype, I truly have not "seen everything." (I'll keep looking though!)

 

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Cracker Jack 2
My heart was broken when I discovered that this is not real-time communication. The dog on the computer is on an existing YouTube video, not on a video chat application.

Stupid dogs...
Posted by Cracker Jack on January 17, 2013 at 12:13 PM · Report this
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Here, class, is an excellent demonstration of how, in dog-culture, it is impolite to stare directly at another dog when arguing or otherwise communicating.
Posted by soldia on January 17, 2013 at 11:14 AM · Report this

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