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Thursday, January 17, 2013

"Getting the Body You've Always Wanted"

Posted by on Thu, Jan 17, 2013 at 1:29 PM

Probably my favorite thing I've read all week.

 

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Rowlf 1
this is funny? you dumb blurg.
Posted by Rowlf on January 17, 2013 at 1:56 PM
yelahneb 2
Ha, nice
Posted by yelahneb http://www.strangebutharmless.com on January 17, 2013 at 2:00 PM
leek 3
It's not funny. It's fucking hilarious.
Posted by leek on January 17, 2013 at 3:07 PM
4
That seems like a lot of work. That's why I hired Igor.
Posted by Brooklyn Reader on January 17, 2013 at 3:35 PM
Ballard Pimp 5
I've always wanted Sofia Vergera's body...
Posted by Ballard Pimp on January 17, 2013 at 3:54 PM
wingedkat 6
Haha!

Almost didn't click, thought it would be complaints about bad beauty advice. Luckily @1 clued me in.
Posted by wingedkat on January 17, 2013 at 4:03 PM
7
There's a thin man inside me, just begging to be let out!

Oh wait, did I say "me"? I meant "my car trunk."
Posted by Pope Buck I on January 17, 2013 at 4:22 PM
8
Anna, are you by any chance fat?
Posted by Mister G on January 18, 2013 at 2:08 AM
9
Mister G, are you by any chance a complete dickhead?
Posted by password on January 18, 2013 at 10:08 AM

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